OCDysseus

Ahh well alright ^^ It feels weird like I've moved on or something. But really I want to keep in touch with all you guys!

So what have I missed? ^^;

I've been spending a lot more time with the friends I have in person lately ^^ I miss you guys though.

I can't believe you're old where'd time go

I just realized you changed your name. ._.

I'M SORRY FOR GETTING TEARS ON YOUR SHIRT I'M JUST SO EMOTIONAAAAAAAAL

As it should be.

Ah? I call all my friends "whores" and "bitches". We do the censoring thing because, to be honest, watching the people trying to eavesdrop is funny. "AY! VETE A TU TRABAJO! >:U" But yeah, I think all Puertorricans use "cabron" affectionately. It's our thing, if you will. Surprisingly, only Colombians and Cubans seems to understand this and indulge in it. Argentinians are too posh for it. Oh, how I adore Latinamerican reunions. (Actually, I just don't invite them to my house. WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY BE IN MY KITCHEN. I think some of them are scared of me, actually...) I wish to be referred to by my full title: Lady Sapphire Marie Amelie Grovelle the I of Hoenn. I think he's on Oprah's "WHERE ARE THEY NOW?" shows.

You have an Arceus in your basement?

I CAN'T IT'S JUST SO PERFECT AND YOU KNOW I'M A GIRL US GIRLS GET EMOTIONAL WHEN WE SEE GIRLS WITH BETTER HAIR AND WE START GOING "UGH STUPID BITCH" BUT THEN WE REALIZE THAN WE ARE THE BITCHES AND WE GET REALLY SAD AND WwsqHqSQFWYDEUY! (Girls are weird.)

Whichever is cheaper.

We use innocent-sounding words. (Like "trabajo" por "carajo" and "bandeja" for "pendeja".) We end up with some really strange conversations. (Not going to work. They already know better than to stand in my kitchen.) Perfect plan, man. dear lawdie

Wait. What are you using this plastic for?

MY HAIR IS HORRIBLE AND HERS IS LIKE SO PURDY I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS I'M DONE. I'm done. I can't. I don't want to look at its shininess.

Mail it to me.

Oh dear God, man. My friends and I use that term to refer to assholes without anyone getting up in arms about it. X3 (See, with my luck, I'd end up spilling it on someone else instead of myself.) The first time I read that line, I thought you meant you carried BOILING HOT OIL around with you to school. That would be one way to solve a bullying problem. Show me.

Stop insulting plastic, it's a great material!

If you mean by shaving my legs, then yes. lol

Wow. That is simply amazing. I envy her.

NO

Woah. That is DEEP. I love cooking <3 (Yet I've never fried anything because I lack the resources. :U) Guessing an answer right on a test always promps a happy squeel and clap from me. why would you do this bro why bro

True, true. Is it even legal to refer to it as...chicken?

Not really. I had to shower so I could get ready for work. XD

But it's awful. xD
Brb. Shower.

That's awful! XD

Zephyr I Anus... Nice. XDDD

You're still a cow for hiding Skype out on me. xD

XDDD Fine.

Yeah... what interesting part are you talking about? XD

Wtf is wrong with you?! XDDDDD

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! XD

XDDD