100 Greatest Pokemon Quotes

[Nekusagi]

About a week ago, AFI ran its 100 Greatest Movie Quotes special.. anyway, my whole point with this thread is, if there was a list of the 100 Greatest Pokemon quotes, what would you nominate? I don't know if we'll get to 100 or not, I just needed a catchy name/point for this thread, and let's keep the 4Kids commentary to a minimum here... there's already a thread for that.
I suppose I ought to offer mine:

"Have either of you ever considered that perhaps we should begin exploring alternate methods of transportation?"- Jessie, Mewtwo Returns

 

[Evil Raichu]

I'd love to stay and chat...but...you look...a little tied up!! Bahahahaha! - Tyson, Talkin' Bout an Evolution

Yes, yes...it was corny and stupid, but that's why I liked it.


And while you're at it, bring me some of those little fishy crackers! - Cassidy, the first of the three Lugia eps (I'm sorry, I forgot the name ><;

EDIT: You know, just about EVERYTHING Dr. Quackenpoker says could go on this thread. I can't remember many of his quotes, though, I'll have to find that tape...*goes and rummages through her room*

 

[Kasumi]

"I need pants" - Slowking, The Power of One

 

[Trainer Lisa]

Here's a funny Team Rocket quote from "Candid Camerupt".

And I think it went something like this.

*Team Rocket looks into Veto's house from the window*

"Nobody's home" (I don't remember which one of them said that line)

James: "Unless they're very tiny."

LOL.

XD

 

[Barb]

"I haven't seen this many strange letters since I placed an ad in the personals!" -James, Pokémon 3

 

[Shiksa ♥]

This isn't really funny, but it's classic. It's from the episode where Brock is going to marry a girl who falls in love with him, James, and a doctor.

Ash: "Wow, imagine Brock, married!"
Misty: "You and I will be married someday, too."
Ash: "Mmm-hmm...... WHAAAA?!!?"

I'm really bad a memorizing quotes, but I have that and another from that episode as *.wavs for some reason.

 

[Andrew]

"Yay! Cheerleading!" James from that awful teamwork episode... you know with the drums and aromatherapy and helping hand lol.

 

[Kauri]

Jessie:: "We'll coerce those creeps into creating chaos, causing a calamity, and in the uncontrolled commotion we'll capture those condors!"
James:: "Brilliant use of the letter C!"

... Team Rocket gets such wonderful lines. (from "A Promise is a Promise", regarding the Lugia)

 

[Blackjack Gabbiani]

"Oh, I'm not a trainer, young lady. I am merely...a Collector." --Jirarudan, Revelation Lugia (come on, you all knew I'd say it)

"Do you want to find out what 'or else' means?" --Giovanni, Evolution Solution

 

[pikapal]

The one from my namesake, from "The Water Flowers of Cerulean City"

Misty- (to pikachu) Pikachu you're a pikapal!

 

[Blackjack Gabbiani]

"I wanna breed like you! I mean I wanna be a breeder like you! I mean...your Vulpix is nice..." --Brock to Suzie, Pokemon Fashion Flash

 

[Nomekop Oen]

"Nomekop...Nomekop." "Nomekop...Nomekop." - Aliens

 

[Pie]

"Magnemite's following Pikachu around like some kind of streaker or something..."
"A-Ash, you mean a stalker!"
- Ash and Brock in Sparks Fly for Magnemite

 

[Blackjack Gabbiani]

"Domino! So black and white and so lovely! Let's go somewhere and line up and see if we're a match!" --Brock to Domino, Mewtwo Returns

 

[Pie]

This is fun. XD

"Youse two don' need the opposite sex, 'cause you got eachudda." - Meowth to Jessie and James in Revelation Lugia

 

[Water Pokémon Master]

The quote that Ash says in the Volbeat and Illumise episode with Romeo being in love.

Something like: "Sounds like you are sick, I would go to the hospital."

I know, totally wrong, but hopefully someone will remember it and correct me.

 

[FireEmblemPride]

"Fruit doesn't grow on trees, you know!" - James, Seviper capture episode

LMAO. Just LMAO.

 

[Habunake]

Meowth: "Guess we're just stuck wit da fruit we already got." -"What you Seed is What you Get!"

 

[Jo-Jo]

Jessie: "I think that outfit came right out of his closet..." - The Fortune Hunters.

Misty: "No, Ash, things will not work out if you try hard enough! The Pokemon trainer's judgement is more important than anything else, and unfortunately for you, the trainer needs to have a brain!" - Ash Catches A Pokemon.

Ash: "Huh? I don't see a beautiful girl."
Misty: "Why don't you just turn around?"
Ash: "Misty, please. Only one of us can hallucinate at a time." - Make Room For Gloom.

 

[Misty]

I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that makes you who you are. - Mewtwo, The First Movie.

Yeah, it's not funny, but still a great quote. Mewtwo has some other good lines.