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1001 Reasons Why Osama bin Laden Was Found!

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Simple game. Here's how it works.

Starting to 1, we have to get to reason 1001. We list various, rediculous, stupid, funny, and clever reasons as to why Osama bin Laden was found. But here are some rules:

- No racism.

- No racist jokes. If you have doubts if it is or isn't racist, then it probably is.

- Nothing offensive or inappropriate.

- No flaming.

- Don't copy a reason. Tweeking it by a bit is acceptible, though.

- Any single post can contain any amount of reasons.

- If you need an example of this game, refer to this group.

I was given the okay for making this game by $aturn and rayne, so they'll most likely edit this post to include anything they wish. Once we reach the goal, I'll have this thread closed at the last reason.

So, let's get the list going~!



1. Osama bought a new digital camera, swapped it with an old one, and tried to return it.

2. Osama tried to green-light his new show, The Fresh Prince of al-Qaeda.

3. Osama tweeted that his favorite comedian was Jeff Dunham's puppet, Achmed.

4. Osama's cover of the Rebecca Black song Friday made the charts in Germany.

5. Osama was spotted in a recent Where's Waldo? book.

6. A user by the PGL Nickname, "TrainerbinLaden" was seen in the Pokémon Dream World as soon as it launched worldwide.
 
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In 2011, homosexuals are allowed in the u.s. army. in 2011 osama bin laden was killed. bitches get stuff done ;)

not exactly what you meant, but still true ;)
 
Yeah, that one's very not-cool. ^^; Try going for funny instead.
Like this:

7. Osama tried to market his own brand of soda, but it became a commercial failure.
 
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8. Well, when he wrote to the royal family requesting to be invited to the wedding, he had to put an address on the envelope. Bad idea, bin Laden.
 
Dammit, I can't think of funny ones...

9. HAX
10. Uri Geller used his "powers".
 
10. Footage of a crazy bin Laden at Spring Break 2011 exists.
 
11. Having no internet access and only a couple of wives there, bin Laden got really bored and ordered some porn from the local video store and thus giving away his location.

Damn bin Laden, there are times for watching porn and times for avoiding it.
 
12. Osama auditioned for the lead role in Inception.

13. Osama was the host of America's Funniest Home Videos for a short while.
 
16.Because a letter addressed to him went wrong and got sent to Obama instead, and the envelope had his address on it.

We've had multiples with the same number I counted all previous to get this number.
 
18. He arranged his flowers to spell:
"OBL
Al-Qaeda Leader"​
 
19.Forgot to log off of his Facebook account at the public library.
 
21. Osama decided to broadcast himself on the radio: "Hello, citizens, I am speaking to you from [location]. Please look for me now!"
22. Osama held a raffle: "First person to find me gets this free egg beater!"
23. Osama left a clearly visible trail wherever he went.
 
24. bin Laden walked into a random buildig disguised as a random actor, but his accidentally got out of character. Bad idea, Laden!
 
25. Bin Laden made an account here and trolled everybody. Unfortunately, he accidentally gave his name and location, and everybody hated him by then.
 
26. Osama was reported to collaborate on a new song with Justin Bieber. Wow, both of America's most hated guys working together, huh? XD
 
27

Osama left his facebook logged in with privacy settings off, so it said exactly where he was.
 
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