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Well, as we are all aware, the awards season has just begun in Hollywood, but the nominations are out for the best one of all: the Golden Raspberry Awards, which "honours" the worst that Hollywood offered in 2013. Since this is the first that I have done for Bulbagarden, I will highlight my tips for the "winners" of these awards (underlined).
Worst Picture
> After Earth
> Grown Ups 2
> The Lone Ranger
> A Madea Christmas
> Movie 43
Worst Actor
> Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger as Tonto
> Ashton Kutcher in Jobs as Steve Jobs
> Adam Sandler in Grown Ups 2 as Lenny Feder
> Jaden Smith in After Earth as Kitai Raige
> Sylvester Stallone in Bullet to the Head, Escape Plan, and Grudge Match as James "Bobo" Bonomo, Ray Breslin and Henry "Razor" Sharp (respectively)
Worst Actress
> Halle Berry in The Call and Movie 43 as Jordan Turner and Emily (respectively)
> Selena Gomez in Getaway as The Kid
> Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons as Tara
> Tyler Perry in A Madea Christmas as Madea
> Naomi Watts in Diana and Movie 43 as Princess Diana and Samantha Miller (respectively)
Worst Supporting Actor
> Chris Brown in Battle of the Year as Rooster
> Larry the Cable Guy in A Madea Christmas as Buddy
> Taylor Lautner in Grown Ups 2 as Frat Boy Andy
> Will Smith in After Earth as Cypher Raige
> Nick Swardson in Grown Ups 2 and A Haunted House as Nick Hilliard and Chip the Psychic (respectively)
Worst Supporting Actress
> Salma Hayek in Grown Ups 2 as Roxanne Chase-Feder
> Katherine Heigl in The Big Wedding as Lyla Griffin
> Kim Kardashian in Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor as Ava
> Lady Gaga in Machete Kills as Third Face of El Chameleon
> Lindsay Lohan in InAPPropriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5 as Herself and Herself (respectively)
Worst Screen Combo
> The entire cast of Grown Ups 2
> The entire cast of Movie 43
> Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5
> Tyler Perry and either Larry the Cable Guy or that worn out wig and dress - A Madea Christmas
> Jaden Smith and Will Smith on planet nepotism in After Earth
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
> Grown Ups 2
> The Hangover Part III (Warner Bros.)
> The Lone Ranger (remake of past Lone Rangers and rip-off of Wild Wild West)
> Scary Movie 5 (The Weinstein Company)
> The Smurfs 2 (Columbia/Sony Animation)
Worst Director
> Dennis Dugan for Grown Ups 2
> Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas and Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
> M. Night Shyamalan for After Earth
> The 13 people (Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, Brett Ratner, and Jonathan van Tulleken) who directed Movie 43
> Gore Verbinski for The Lone Ranger
Worst Screenplay
> After Earth (screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan and Gary Whitta, story by Will Smith)
> Grown Ups 2 (screenplay by Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy and Fred Wolf)
> The Lone Ranger (screenplay by Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, story by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio and Justin Haythe, based on Lone Ranger by Fran Striker and George W. Trendle)
> A Madea Christmas (written by Tyler Perry)
> Movie 43 (written by Steve Barker, Ricky Blitt, Will Carlough, Tobias Carlson, Jacob Fleisher, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Claes Kjellstrom, Jack Kukoda, Bob Odenkirk, Bill O'Malley, Matthew Alec Portenoy, Greg Pritikin, Rocky Russo, Olle Sarri, Elizabeth Wright Shapiro, Jeremy Sosenko, Jonathan van Tulleken and Jonas Wittenmark)
I have seen Scary Movie 5, and it wasn't that bad, but with the Worst Supporting Actress, I had a hard time picking a winner as I wanted Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan to win, but I went with Kim Kardashian as I hate her. And by the way, I am not much into Hollywood.
Time to discuss your nominations people
Worst Picture
> After Earth
> Grown Ups 2
> The Lone Ranger
> A Madea Christmas
> Movie 43
Worst Actor
> Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger as Tonto
> Ashton Kutcher in Jobs as Steve Jobs
> Adam Sandler in Grown Ups 2 as Lenny Feder
> Jaden Smith in After Earth as Kitai Raige
> Sylvester Stallone in Bullet to the Head, Escape Plan, and Grudge Match as James "Bobo" Bonomo, Ray Breslin and Henry "Razor" Sharp (respectively)
Worst Actress
> Halle Berry in The Call and Movie 43 as Jordan Turner and Emily (respectively)
> Selena Gomez in Getaway as The Kid
> Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons as Tara
> Tyler Perry in A Madea Christmas as Madea
> Naomi Watts in Diana and Movie 43 as Princess Diana and Samantha Miller (respectively)
Worst Supporting Actor
> Chris Brown in Battle of the Year as Rooster
> Larry the Cable Guy in A Madea Christmas as Buddy
> Taylor Lautner in Grown Ups 2 as Frat Boy Andy
> Will Smith in After Earth as Cypher Raige
> Nick Swardson in Grown Ups 2 and A Haunted House as Nick Hilliard and Chip the Psychic (respectively)
Worst Supporting Actress
> Salma Hayek in Grown Ups 2 as Roxanne Chase-Feder
> Katherine Heigl in The Big Wedding as Lyla Griffin
> Kim Kardashian in Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor as Ava
> Lady Gaga in Machete Kills as Third Face of El Chameleon
> Lindsay Lohan in InAPPropriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5 as Herself and Herself (respectively)
Worst Screen Combo
> The entire cast of Grown Ups 2
> The entire cast of Movie 43
> Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5
> Tyler Perry and either Larry the Cable Guy or that worn out wig and dress - A Madea Christmas
> Jaden Smith and Will Smith on planet nepotism in After Earth
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
> Grown Ups 2
> The Hangover Part III (Warner Bros.)
> The Lone Ranger (remake of past Lone Rangers and rip-off of Wild Wild West)
> Scary Movie 5 (The Weinstein Company)
> The Smurfs 2 (Columbia/Sony Animation)
Worst Director
> Dennis Dugan for Grown Ups 2
> Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas and Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
> M. Night Shyamalan for After Earth
> The 13 people (Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, Brett Ratner, and Jonathan van Tulleken) who directed Movie 43
> Gore Verbinski for The Lone Ranger
Worst Screenplay
> After Earth (screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan and Gary Whitta, story by Will Smith)
> Grown Ups 2 (screenplay by Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy and Fred Wolf)
> The Lone Ranger (screenplay by Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, story by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio and Justin Haythe, based on Lone Ranger by Fran Striker and George W. Trendle)
> A Madea Christmas (written by Tyler Perry)
> Movie 43 (written by Steve Barker, Ricky Blitt, Will Carlough, Tobias Carlson, Jacob Fleisher, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Claes Kjellstrom, Jack Kukoda, Bob Odenkirk, Bill O'Malley, Matthew Alec Portenoy, Greg Pritikin, Rocky Russo, Olle Sarri, Elizabeth Wright Shapiro, Jeremy Sosenko, Jonathan van Tulleken and Jonas Wittenmark)
I have seen Scary Movie 5, and it wasn't that bad, but with the Worst Supporting Actress, I had a hard time picking a winner as I wanted Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan to win, but I went with Kim Kardashian as I hate her. And by the way, I am not much into Hollywood.
Time to discuss your nominations people
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