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Here's that other Halloween fanfic I mentioned in the other thread. This one was written a year ago. There's some really weird stuff in here, sorta based on a dream I had way back when.
4-Count
It was a clear, starry night as Ash, Misty, and Brock traveled through the woods. But then it suddenly turned into a dark and stormy night. “We’d better find some shelter!” Misty exclaimed. They ran through the woods and found a creepy-looking castle on a cliff-top. But shelter in a creepy-looking castle is preferable to being outside on a dark and stormy night, right?
Ash knocked on the door. It was soon answered by a tall, thin man wearing a black suit with a cape. “Greetings. My name is Count Zubatula. How may I be of service?”
“We got stuck in the storm,” Ash answered. “Do you mind if we stay in your castle?”
“Please... Be our guest.”
“’Our’?” Misty asked?
“I am not the only one here. I have three brothers.” Count Zubatula answered. “BROTHERS! WE HAVE GUESTS!” Three other tall, thin men appeared from a doorway.
“I am Count Golbatula,” said the one wearing a blue suit and cape.
“I am Count Crobatula,” said the one wearing a purple suit and cape.
“My name’s Count Spatula!” exclaimed the one in a plaid suit and cape.
In an aside to Ash and Co, Count Zubatula also said, “The last one isn’t quite right in the head, just so you know.”
So then Ash and Co introduced themselves. “My name’s Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town! And this is Pikachu!”
“Pika!”
“My name’s Misty!”
“And I’m Brock!”
So, a little while later, everyone was lying in bed trying to get to sleep despite that dark night’s storm. Misty was having a particularly hard time. She thought she kept seeing a shadow moving in the dark, but attributed it to her imagination. Well, until it latched onto her face, anyway.
Misty ran screaming into the hall, which woke up Ash and Brock. They walked out of their rooms. “Hey, Misty!” Ash exclaimed. “Why do you have a Staryu on your face?”
Count Zubatula, Count Golbatula, and Count Crobatula appeared suddenly in a puff of smoke. “Oh, didn’t we tell you?” Count Golbatula asked. “We’re vampires.” Count Zubatula turned into a Zubat. Count Golbatula turned into a Golbat. Count Crobatula turned into a Crobat. The Golbat that was Count Golbatula then said, “Out brother Count Spatula is latched onto your friends’ face.”
“Why isn’t he named Count Staryula instead?” Ash asked.
“Because that was our mother’s name!” Count Crobatula answered. “We can’t give a boy a girl’s name, now can we?”
Misty then ran back past them, screaming, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! IT’S A FACE HUGGER!!!!”
“Face hugger?” Ash asked.
Brock answered. “A Staryu eats its prey by using its strong arms to open the shell of the prey and then inserts its stomach inside the shell. Count Spatula must be doing the vampire-feeding-thing in a similar fashion.”
“WHAT?!” Ash yelled, and then ran down the hall after her in an attempt to help her, followed by Pikachu.
“I guess it’s a good thing you guys aren’t like your brother,” Brock said.
“What do you mean?” the three vampires asked.
“Well, you haven’t attacked me or Ash, so you must be more civilized.”
“Oh!” they exclaimed. “We almost forgot!” The three then tackled Brock.
“AAAAAAH!!”
Ash continued to chase Misty. Suddenly, Misty stopped, and the Staryu jumped off her face and turned back into Count Spatula. “I’m full now!” he said.
“Are you all right, Misty?” Ash asked. No response. “Misty?”
Misty suddenly turned around. “Yes, Ash?” She grinned, showing a new set of vampire fangs.
Ash and Pikachu ran back up the hall with Misty chasing them. “AAAAAAAAH!!” Ash saw Brock. “Brock! You gotta help! Misty’s a vampire!”
Brock turned around. “What’s so bad about that?” he asked. He grinned, showing HIS new set of vampire fangs.
So then Ash and Pikachu ran frantically around the castle being chased by Misty and Brock. They eventually stumbled out the door and into the dark and stormy night. For some inexplicable reason, Misty and Brock stayed inside.
So they ran through the dark and stormy night until they saw a town. “I wish we’d have gone this far earlier...” Ash said.
“Cha...” Pikachu said in agreement.
They wandered through the town hoping they could fine SOME way to save Brock and Misty. Through an open window, they coincidentally heard someone say, “Remember, Billy, if your friend is turned into a vampire, you must defeat the head vampire!”
“How am I gunna do that?” Ash wondered aloud.
Through another open window, he heard someone say, “The way to defeat a vampire is to drive a stake through his heart!”
“Okay, Daddy!”
“How am I gunna do THAT?” He again wondered aloud.
Then, through yet another open window, he saw a lady pull something out of an oven and say, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach!”
“THAT’S IT!” He ran to the nearest butcher. “One steak, please!”
Somehow, he managed to start a campfire outside, despite the night’s dark storm. He used the fire to cook the steak, and then cut it into small, bite-size pieces. He put them into a small bag and ran through the dark, stormy night to the castle. He knocked on the door.
Count Golbatula answered the door. “Ah, so it’s you agai... OOPF!” Ash stuffed a piece of steak into Count Golbatula’s mouth. He swallowed it and promptly fainted with a sigh.
“Hey!” Count Crobatula exclaimed as he entered the room. “What’re you do... AUGH!” A piece of steak was shoved down his throat as he fainted.
Ash wandered the halls looking for everyone else. A board creaked under his foot, and Count Zubatula stepped out of a nearby bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth. He promptly spat it out. “Hey! It’s yo... AAAH!” He swallowed a piece of steak and fainted.
Again Ash wandered the halls. He looked into a room and saw Count Spatula, Brock, and Misty playing a video game. They saw him. They were about to tackle him when Ash threw a piece of steak into Count Spatula’s mouth. The three fainted.
Ash and Pikachu dragged Misty and Brock out of the castle as fast as they could. They awoke. “Wha... What happened?” Misty asked. She didn’t have any vampire fangs anymore.
“Don’t worry. You’ll be all right,” Ash answered as he dragged them to the town.
Meanwhile, Jessie, James and Meowth were also trekking through the dark and stormy night.
”It’s a dark, stormy night, so prepare for trouble.”
“I’m getting frostbite, so make it double.”
“Meowth, that’s right.”
They happened upon a castle. James knocked on the door. A thin, tall man answered it. “Greetings. I am Count Zubatula...”
The End
4-Count
It was a clear, starry night as Ash, Misty, and Brock traveled through the woods. But then it suddenly turned into a dark and stormy night. “We’d better find some shelter!” Misty exclaimed. They ran through the woods and found a creepy-looking castle on a cliff-top. But shelter in a creepy-looking castle is preferable to being outside on a dark and stormy night, right?
Ash knocked on the door. It was soon answered by a tall, thin man wearing a black suit with a cape. “Greetings. My name is Count Zubatula. How may I be of service?”
“We got stuck in the storm,” Ash answered. “Do you mind if we stay in your castle?”
“Please... Be our guest.”
“’Our’?” Misty asked?
“I am not the only one here. I have three brothers.” Count Zubatula answered. “BROTHERS! WE HAVE GUESTS!” Three other tall, thin men appeared from a doorway.
“I am Count Golbatula,” said the one wearing a blue suit and cape.
“I am Count Crobatula,” said the one wearing a purple suit and cape.
“My name’s Count Spatula!” exclaimed the one in a plaid suit and cape.
In an aside to Ash and Co, Count Zubatula also said, “The last one isn’t quite right in the head, just so you know.”
So then Ash and Co introduced themselves. “My name’s Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town! And this is Pikachu!”
“Pika!”
“My name’s Misty!”
“And I’m Brock!”
So, a little while later, everyone was lying in bed trying to get to sleep despite that dark night’s storm. Misty was having a particularly hard time. She thought she kept seeing a shadow moving in the dark, but attributed it to her imagination. Well, until it latched onto her face, anyway.
Misty ran screaming into the hall, which woke up Ash and Brock. They walked out of their rooms. “Hey, Misty!” Ash exclaimed. “Why do you have a Staryu on your face?”
Count Zubatula, Count Golbatula, and Count Crobatula appeared suddenly in a puff of smoke. “Oh, didn’t we tell you?” Count Golbatula asked. “We’re vampires.” Count Zubatula turned into a Zubat. Count Golbatula turned into a Golbat. Count Crobatula turned into a Crobat. The Golbat that was Count Golbatula then said, “Out brother Count Spatula is latched onto your friends’ face.”
“Why isn’t he named Count Staryula instead?” Ash asked.
“Because that was our mother’s name!” Count Crobatula answered. “We can’t give a boy a girl’s name, now can we?”
Misty then ran back past them, screaming, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! IT’S A FACE HUGGER!!!!”
“Face hugger?” Ash asked.
Brock answered. “A Staryu eats its prey by using its strong arms to open the shell of the prey and then inserts its stomach inside the shell. Count Spatula must be doing the vampire-feeding-thing in a similar fashion.”
“WHAT?!” Ash yelled, and then ran down the hall after her in an attempt to help her, followed by Pikachu.
“I guess it’s a good thing you guys aren’t like your brother,” Brock said.
“What do you mean?” the three vampires asked.
“Well, you haven’t attacked me or Ash, so you must be more civilized.”
“Oh!” they exclaimed. “We almost forgot!” The three then tackled Brock.
“AAAAAAH!!”
Ash continued to chase Misty. Suddenly, Misty stopped, and the Staryu jumped off her face and turned back into Count Spatula. “I’m full now!” he said.
“Are you all right, Misty?” Ash asked. No response. “Misty?”
Misty suddenly turned around. “Yes, Ash?” She grinned, showing a new set of vampire fangs.
Ash and Pikachu ran back up the hall with Misty chasing them. “AAAAAAAAH!!” Ash saw Brock. “Brock! You gotta help! Misty’s a vampire!”
Brock turned around. “What’s so bad about that?” he asked. He grinned, showing HIS new set of vampire fangs.
So then Ash and Pikachu ran frantically around the castle being chased by Misty and Brock. They eventually stumbled out the door and into the dark and stormy night. For some inexplicable reason, Misty and Brock stayed inside.
So they ran through the dark and stormy night until they saw a town. “I wish we’d have gone this far earlier...” Ash said.
“Cha...” Pikachu said in agreement.
They wandered through the town hoping they could fine SOME way to save Brock and Misty. Through an open window, they coincidentally heard someone say, “Remember, Billy, if your friend is turned into a vampire, you must defeat the head vampire!”
“How am I gunna do that?” Ash wondered aloud.
Through another open window, he heard someone say, “The way to defeat a vampire is to drive a stake through his heart!”
“Okay, Daddy!”
“How am I gunna do THAT?” He again wondered aloud.
Then, through yet another open window, he saw a lady pull something out of an oven and say, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach!”
“THAT’S IT!” He ran to the nearest butcher. “One steak, please!”
Somehow, he managed to start a campfire outside, despite the night’s dark storm. He used the fire to cook the steak, and then cut it into small, bite-size pieces. He put them into a small bag and ran through the dark, stormy night to the castle. He knocked on the door.
Count Golbatula answered the door. “Ah, so it’s you agai... OOPF!” Ash stuffed a piece of steak into Count Golbatula’s mouth. He swallowed it and promptly fainted with a sigh.
“Hey!” Count Crobatula exclaimed as he entered the room. “What’re you do... AUGH!” A piece of steak was shoved down his throat as he fainted.
Ash wandered the halls looking for everyone else. A board creaked under his foot, and Count Zubatula stepped out of a nearby bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth. He promptly spat it out. “Hey! It’s yo... AAAH!” He swallowed a piece of steak and fainted.
Again Ash wandered the halls. He looked into a room and saw Count Spatula, Brock, and Misty playing a video game. They saw him. They were about to tackle him when Ash threw a piece of steak into Count Spatula’s mouth. The three fainted.
Ash and Pikachu dragged Misty and Brock out of the castle as fast as they could. They awoke. “Wha... What happened?” Misty asked. She didn’t have any vampire fangs anymore.
“Don’t worry. You’ll be all right,” Ash answered as he dragged them to the town.
Meanwhile, Jessie, James and Meowth were also trekking through the dark and stormy night.
”It’s a dark, stormy night, so prepare for trouble.”
“I’m getting frostbite, so make it double.”
“Meowth, that’s right.”
They happened upon a castle. James knocked on the door. A thin, tall man answered it. “Greetings. I am Count Zubatula...”
The End