This isn't really a Fanfic, but just something i wanted to put onto here. It's a funny little sketch about just how much pokemon need their beauty sleep! And what they'll do to get it...
The Legendary dragon Rayquaza glided down onto the top platform on Sky Pillar. It's been at least a millenia since last naptime, and Rayquaza was getting pretty god damn sleepy up there in the ozone with nothing to do but eat oxygen particles in the atmosphere, And Breaking up fights between those two morons Groudon and Kyogre. He could still remeber the last confrontation...
"Hey Kyogre! Have you been stealing my cookies again!"
"No! Why would I do tha *BUUURP*"
"What was that?"
"Nothing..."
"OH IT'S ON NOW FISH-BRAINS! YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE!"
"WHAT?!?! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? CAVE POTATO! YOU WANT SOME?"
Ugh! Those two were dumber than Regigigas after it hit it's head on the ceiling in Snowpoint temple! Well, it's quiet up here on sky pillar, nothing but the cool breeze of the wind and the heat of the sun for a couple of months vacation...
And with that, Rayquaza closed it's eyes and went to sleep...
Until It was woken by a strange cooing noise.
"Speeeaarow!"
Rayquaza flicked open a single eye. A Single Spearow had sat itself on one of the surrounding rocks on the pillar. Rayquaza simply closed it's eyes again a pretended it wasn't there...
"row! Spearow Spear! Spearow row Speeeeaaaar..."
Rayquaza gave a low pitched grumble and the surrounding area shook, scaring the Tinybird pokemon away. Much better. Once again Rayquaza drifted back into the realms of sleep...
"Speeeaarooow! Spear Spearow!"
"Spearow? Spearow Spear Spear!"
"Spearow row spear!"
Rayquaza lifted it's snake-like head off the ground and opened it's eyes. Two spearow now sat on the tall pillar-like rock, engaged in casual conversation. The two chatterbox females were probably discussing the latest edition of 'The Eterna times' when Rayquaza tried it's low grumble again, but the two birds wouldn't stop talking. the Irritable cooing was getting into Rayquaza's head now, it was driving him nuts. This time Rayquaza glared at the pair intimidatingly and gave off a loud Roar, this did get their attention, and the two flew off somewhere Rayquaza couldn't give a rattata's ass about. For a third time, Rayquaza drifted off into slumber.
This time there was no Cooing, No Single Irritating chirp, but now there were Thousands. Rayquaza could see at least 60 birds perched per rock. That was it. Rayquaza's anger level had passed Critical, energry swelled in his throat, and Rayquaza knew that it was too late to stop. A magnificent Hyper beam hit the pillar...
KABOOOOOOM!!!!!!
When the smoke and Fire cleared, Rayquaza looked down to seen nothing. Sky pillar had been desteoyed, crumbled into the sea below. Great, now where was he gonna sleep? This could take Months to repair! Years even!
As Rayquaza panted from exhaustion and wept from the damaged he had caused to his own home. A Single Spearow perched on the only part of Sky pillar left that you could See Rayquaza from.
"Spearow Spearow! Spear Spear Spearow!" It Cackled...
-The End-
The Legendary dragon Rayquaza glided down onto the top platform on Sky Pillar. It's been at least a millenia since last naptime, and Rayquaza was getting pretty god damn sleepy up there in the ozone with nothing to do but eat oxygen particles in the atmosphere, And Breaking up fights between those two morons Groudon and Kyogre. He could still remeber the last confrontation...
"Hey Kyogre! Have you been stealing my cookies again!"
"No! Why would I do tha *BUUURP*"
"What was that?"
"Nothing..."
"OH IT'S ON NOW FISH-BRAINS! YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE!"
"WHAT?!?! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? CAVE POTATO! YOU WANT SOME?"
Ugh! Those two were dumber than Regigigas after it hit it's head on the ceiling in Snowpoint temple! Well, it's quiet up here on sky pillar, nothing but the cool breeze of the wind and the heat of the sun for a couple of months vacation...
And with that, Rayquaza closed it's eyes and went to sleep...
Until It was woken by a strange cooing noise.
"Speeeaarow!"
Rayquaza flicked open a single eye. A Single Spearow had sat itself on one of the surrounding rocks on the pillar. Rayquaza simply closed it's eyes again a pretended it wasn't there...
"row! Spearow Spear! Spearow row Speeeeaaaar..."
Rayquaza gave a low pitched grumble and the surrounding area shook, scaring the Tinybird pokemon away. Much better. Once again Rayquaza drifted back into the realms of sleep...
"Speeeaarooow! Spear Spearow!"
"Spearow? Spearow Spear Spear!"
"Spearow row spear!"
Rayquaza lifted it's snake-like head off the ground and opened it's eyes. Two spearow now sat on the tall pillar-like rock, engaged in casual conversation. The two chatterbox females were probably discussing the latest edition of 'The Eterna times' when Rayquaza tried it's low grumble again, but the two birds wouldn't stop talking. the Irritable cooing was getting into Rayquaza's head now, it was driving him nuts. This time Rayquaza glared at the pair intimidatingly and gave off a loud Roar, this did get their attention, and the two flew off somewhere Rayquaza couldn't give a rattata's ass about. For a third time, Rayquaza drifted off into slumber.
This time there was no Cooing, No Single Irritating chirp, but now there were Thousands. Rayquaza could see at least 60 birds perched per rock. That was it. Rayquaza's anger level had passed Critical, energry swelled in his throat, and Rayquaza knew that it was too late to stop. A magnificent Hyper beam hit the pillar...
KABOOOOOOM!!!!!!
When the smoke and Fire cleared, Rayquaza looked down to seen nothing. Sky pillar had been desteoyed, crumbled into the sea below. Great, now where was he gonna sleep? This could take Months to repair! Years even!
As Rayquaza panted from exhaustion and wept from the damaged he had caused to his own home. A Single Spearow perched on the only part of Sky pillar left that you could See Rayquaza from.
"Spearow Spearow! Spear Spear Spearow!" It Cackled...
-The End-
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