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Awful Pokémon Joke Time!!

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Post your terrible pokemon jokes here.

Example: What did the poliwag's father say when he got a new car?
-"Man, I can't wait to take this for a Poliwhirl"

WARNING-NO GOOD JOKES ALLOWED
 
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Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To go to the mooo-vies!
 
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A little Jeff Foxworthy redneck speak:

Purugly:

"Man, that thang is purugly!"

Shuckle:

"My paps told me a joke. It wasn't that funny, but I shuckled."

More to come. Yeah babe!
 
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Why did Electrode use Explosion?
'cause it thought it would be a blast!
Just like that gunsho-
 
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What are the words a magician in a magic show? Abra Kadabra! Alakazam!
 
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Someone said my Gloom was really strange. Turned out it was just a little Oddish. *rimshot*
 
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What Pokemon is good for clothes shopping?

A spin-a-rak.
 
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Boober said:
Why should you never change near a pokemon?

Because they might pikachu
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Oh, come on. I used that in the random pokemon puns thread in Fun & Games.

If we're moving that here, I've got one more classic:

How do you get a Plusle and Minun to get on a Dunsparce's back?

You Pokemon! (Poke 'em on!)
 
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Did you know that 90% of training Pokemon is watching stats and the other half is love? And the other half is being bad at fractions.
 
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What are the famous lyrics from pikachu's favorite song?

I'm not going to raichu a love song...
 
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Here's one that actually happened at our church's retreat:

Our counselor was handing out sheets of paper when they blew out of her hand. She promptly tried to grab onto all the sheets of paper, and I made the remark, "gotta catch 'em all!"
 
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No, I'm pretty sure he said
AH HA HA! IT ITCHES!

What did Jasmine say when Silver broke into her gym?
Were you Steel-ing my things?
 
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How do you get a Pikachu onto a bus.

You buy him a ticket.
 
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