Awfully Punny

[Kakuna Matata]

Make a pun about the current topic, then post a topic for the next user. The pun can range from something related to the topic to incorporating the topic word itself.

Eg.

Spoiler

Chemistry puns Bohr me.

Soda

I'm glad Rocco finally got over his Coke problem.

Candy

You won't hear a Peep out of me on this topic.

Raichu

Raichu has quite a Shocking nature, wouldn't you agree?

Baseball

Raichu are, my good man!

Baseball

Please capitalize your puns if you can. As shown in the examples above, some topics have region- or country-based puns that might not be obvious to non-residents.

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I'll start us off with a topic we're all (hopefully) familiar with:

Pokémon

 

[Zenax]

Horsea what kind of thread this is, and I am Natu one to refuse a good punning contest.

Ocean (ships and fishes and whatnot)

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Zenax water you doing in here, shorely you had your fill of puns on the first.

Trains.

 

[DracoMan]

This is a Rail-life situation.

Birds.

 

[Zexy]

Delibeard's Bird gives it some Weight

Transformers

 

[Akromatic]

I know nothing about Transformers.
asdf (those videos by TomSka).