Bad Fanfiction Crossover One-Shot Contest?

[Joshawott]

Hello Everynyan!
Earlier today, a friend of mine shown me this curious website and it suddenly sparked an idea in my relatively empty head - what if we have a one-shot fanfiction contest where users have to generate a crossover and write it?

Considering some of the samples I've come across, this could be quite hilarious:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hamtaro and Scientology. The story should use hurricanes as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Batman and Dragonball Z. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining James Bond and Hamtaro. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!

I feel like we could produce some "So bad, it's good!" stories using this xD.

 

[AetherX]

This would be hilarious and quite fun. Personally, I doubt I'll be familiar with very many canons, but it would be funny to write something like that nonetheless.

 

[Instrutilus]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Titanic and The Matrix. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!

Some of these seem doable, so I don't see why not.

 

[LightningTopaz]

I'd personally want to limit the crosses to between two series of the same genre (two animes, two movies, two cartoons, etc.) but if you can make an anime and an American cartoon work (or an anime and a live movie) work, go for it.

The cheesier and more nonsensical, the better!