Priest: "Baptism is a very serious step. Are you sure you're ready?"
Man: "Yeah, my wife's got the balloons and streamers all set up at home."
Priest: "That's not what I meant...I meant are you ready spiritually?"
Man: "Sure, I've got beer, wine, and whiskey."
Man: "Yeah, my wife's got the balloons and streamers all set up at home."
Priest: "That's not what I meant...I meant are you ready spiritually?"
Man: "Sure, I've got beer, wine, and whiskey."
