Bathrooms more interesting: I resist the urge for another Wii joke.

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Pissing games? In my urinal? It's more likely than you think.
Well... in Germany that is.

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LCD screens located above urinal stalls display a video racing game that uses sensors inside the urinal to track the urinal stream, which steers the car. Quick reflexes are needed to "steer" the car through heavy traffic and objects (not the "mint" at the bottom), and when the gamer loses stream, the car crashes violently and the phone number of a cab company appears on screen. We can see a lot of people liking this game, as it passes time when you're at the stall.
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Well, I alread play video games in the bathroom (like you don't!).

But...er...I hate using urinals though. Too...open...
 
I friggin' love urinals. They're so convenient. They allow you to just walk in, unzip, do you thing, rezip, flush, wash hands, dry hands, and be on your way! Public stalls are the worst. I feel like an idiot sitting there... I have no idea how girls can do it all the time.

Anyways, that's nuts. I'm a bit confused on how it works, though. o.o
 
Habunake said:
Well, I alread play video games in the bathroom (like you don't!).

But...er...I hate using urinals though. Too...open...
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I agree. I'm paranoid about how many people can't help...looking.

EDIT: I play games in the bathroom as well. I sometimes use a toilet break at work to check on my berry plants.
 
Ah...I totally just realized this game can only be played by MEN! :p


Germany has REBUILT the Glass Ceiling of Video Gaming with this...injustice!

Hopefully they can make Pregnancy Tests like have a Space Invader mini-game for fairness.
 
Lil Brother said:
I friggin' love urinals. They're so convenient. They allow you to just walk in, unzip, do you thing, rezip, flush, wash hands, dry hands, and be on your way! Public stalls are the worst. I feel like an idiot sitting there... I have no idea how girls can do it all the time.
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The only thing I hate about public stalls is when you have to wait until the close is clear to go to the other ones when you find that the toilet paper is used up. >_>;
 
I don't mind urinals unless it is packed in. It's kind of weird to be right up next to someone (or having some random jerk stand right next to you when all the other stalls are empty. Doesn't he know the code of men!?)

For games, it's kind of awkward, and you know some people suck at games so there will be piss everywhere! Also... the game doesn't have to be completely sexist, they can give mirrors to make the most uncomfortable game for females to play.
 
The potential is endless, using your wang as a gun or a sword. "The Legend Of Zelda: The Pissbringing King" for the win.
As for women, Habunake had it right about a Space Invader style game for the ladies... though they'd have to waddle left and right like a crab to shot anything.
Besides, how long does the average human piss for? About 10-20 seconds? That's a little short for my liking, and you won't get me hanging round a urinal waving my banana about trying to slay orcs when I've finished my slash. I'll stick to the DS thanks.
On the other hand, it's all phallic now anyway. Wii Remotes, DS Stylus', it's all there.
 
I can only image what would happen if someone ran out when they were 3 points away from beating the high score.

But I'm a girl, so I wouldn't know about these kind of things.
 
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Funny xD I wannt to try...

xDDDDDD

If they run out...They can go and ask a friend for help, or using a water bottle...xD
 
It's over. Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, everyone, they're all finished.

THIS is the next gen of gaming.
 
I don't care about people looking. I love urinals. One time, this guy looked at me, so I hit him with it. It left a big bull whip-style scar on his face.

I mean I hit him with the urinal.

And now all they need is a first person shooter.
 
Lil Brother said:
I friggin' love urinals. They're so convenient. They allow you to just walk in, unzip, do you thing, rezip, flush, wash hands, dry hands, and be on your way! Public stalls are the worst. I feel like an idiot sitting there... I have no idea how girls can do it all the time.

Anyways, that's nuts. I'm a bit confused on how it works, though. o.o
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I always sit at home, but who says you have to sit when your in a stall, just lift it up with your feet!

I try to avoid public bathrooms if at all possible though.
 
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