Batman, there's something I have to tell you...

[Pain Split]

Here's an interesting little game that I found on another forum. Basically you play as the son or daughter, and say something to the father (or mother, if you want). The post begins with "Dad(or Mom), there's something I have to tell you." The next person plays the father, and responds to the previous post. They then act as the son or daughter, and the game goes on. Also, forum laws apply. Why wouldn't they?

Example:

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. The sink is clogged.

Quick, fix it!

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. There's a troll on YouTube.

Lemme at him!

I guess I'll start.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I like pie.

 

[Berrenta]

It's nice for us to know, but I hope you don't overindulge on pie.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. A squirrel invaded my room.

 

[Niji]

Why didn't you tell me sooner?! *Gets out a machine gun.*

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. Voldemort's my real father.

 

[Rixen]

That explains why you have no nose!

Dad there's something I have to tell you. I started a Vending machine Apocalypse .

 

[97SaturnSL1]

Well that will teach them to take your quarter

Dad, there is something i need to tell you. i Dropped Your Ford Pickup truck ontop of Wittle Kiku Honda and he is stuck in the undercarrage

 

[Berrenta]

Here's a crowbar. Now pry him off. And please use your own car next time.

Dad, I have something to tell you. There's a seventh Star Wars movie coming soon.

 

[97SaturnSL1]

ITS A TRAP!


Dad, i have something to tell you. I ate Shippo and i enjoyed eating him

 

[Berrenta]

I hope so, son. I was trying out a new recipe.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. We're out of bacon.

 

[Rixen]

DID YOU EAT IT ALL? HOW COULD YOU!?

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. Canadian bacon is ham

 

[Niji]

YOU'RE HAM!!

Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm deathly afraid of anime villains.

 

[Berrenta]

Either put up with your fears, or you're watching Looney Tunes!

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. Someone hacked into my YouTube account and replaced all my vids with Rebecca Black music videos.

 

[97SaturnSL1]

that person must have been Cheren. ill let the unova gym leader association know about that

dad, i destroyed Reisuke Houjou

 

[Kakuna Matata]

One down, ten more to go.

Mom, I have something to tell you. I shot the sheriff.

 

[DracoMan]

Did you shoot the deputy, too?

Dad, there's something you need to know...(pulls off face to reveal the face of Elvis Presley) I'm all shook up, uh-huh-huh!

 

[97SaturnSL1]

Boy, this aint the fiftys! Dealwith it

Dad, theres is something i have to tell you. I let Deus Ex MAchina star in a Verizon wireless SUperbowl commercial

 

[Berrenta]

Is that so? I'd have to see that.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I have a liking for Psychic types.

 

[97SaturnSL1]

Honchcrow would like to have a word with you

Dad, Reisuke Houjou is my little brother and i am Scared....

 

[Berrenta]

We've adopted him, so try and toughen up.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. My Skitty has a thing for Wailord.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

If we end up with new additions to the family their food budget is coming out of your pocket missy.

Mom, I have something to tell you. One half of my OTP is dead.

 

[Berrenta]

I'm sorry, dear. Toughen up and train harder so you can protect the other half.

Mom, there's something I have to tell you. I can't grasp Gangnam Style.