Contest Battle of the Cuties II - Haxorus vs. Gliscor

[Zekurom]

On a (slightly) less powerful tier from the previous Battle of the Cuties, we have two seemingly uncute Pokémon with surprisingly cute personalities and under-the-hood appearance (at least in the mind of the poll maker X3).

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The standard questions apply for this kind of battle:

Which one looks cuter?

Which one is more poised/graceful in battle?

Which one has the best disposition?

Which one has more charm?

Which one has the cuter pre-evolution?

Which one would you be more comfortable with lying with you in bed/at the foot of your bed?

 

[Garren]

If you don't mine me basing this on the anime, I'll definitely go with Gliscor thanks to Ash's...dude was fucking adorable.

 

[Zekurom]

Which one looks cuter?
For me, it's a toss-up. They both look equally adorable >_>

Which one is more poised/graceful in battle?
Probably Gliscor. Haxorus, as its name suggests, is all about slicin' and dicin'.

Which one has the best disposition?
Another toss-up. Both of them can be equally friendly ^_^

Which one has more charm?
I always thought Haxorus somehow looked like a 16-year-old teenager when I looked at its game sprite. But Gliscor is just... Gliscor. Those round, shiny eyes certainly help.

Which one has the cuter pre-evolution?
Kibago (Axew) and Fraxure are just... ugh. Perhaps Fraxure gets a bit more in that regard, but Kibago's head and overall proportions is just ugh. It looks like it has a back problem from its game sprite. Gligar is much better in that regard. Espeically, like Rusty Shackleford said, because of Ash's Gligar. Dude was fucking adorable, indeed.

Which one would you be more comfortable with lying with you in bed/at the foot of your bed?
Since I contributed the first part of that question (lying with you in bed), I feel obligated to answer it.
Due to the hard, exoskeletal nature of both of these Pokémon's bodies, I'd have to say that neither of them are truly cuddling material, no matter how much I really wish I could >_<
So, it'll probably have to be which one would be better on top of the covers, in which case it would be Haxorus, which would be curled up like a dog :3

Overall choice:
It's still a toss-up >_<

 

[Faye Scarlet]

Which one looks cuter?
Probably Gliscor. D8 Look at his huge yellow eyes, and a smile that shows cute li'l fangs! x3

Which one is more poised/graceful in battle?
Huh...Haxorus can learn Dragon Dance. D8 A dance for battling sounds lovely.

Which one has the best disposition?
My Gliscor in a sub-team is Jolly, while my Haxorus in White is Hardy. I guess Gliscor then? o3o;

Which one has more charm?
Haxorus is kinda scary looking. D8 Looming over you with an axe for a jaw. Gliscor only has scary pincers, so I say Gliscor.

Which one has the cuter pre-evolution?
Gligar is kinda meh compared to Gliscor. :/ But Axew is so CUTE compared to Haxorus! 8D Axew, I'd give a hug to! Fraxure is also adorable.

Which one would you be more comfortable with lying with you in bed/at the foot of your bed?
I'm not sure if either of these two would fit on my bed. 8D; But if I was camping...maybe Gliscor.

Overall Choice?
I can't chooooooose ;A; Gliscor is just a little bit more cuter, though...

 

[Dark Master Draya]

OMG i love haxorus...
i have one on lv100...
i nicknamed it lizzie, not anything to do with it being a lizzard but because of Lizzie Borden (axe murderer with 81 whacks)

 

[GengarEatBanana]

Real toughie, and even though I like Haxorus I'll give it away to Gliscor though.

How can you not love those big yellow eyes and toothie grin?

 

[Teravolt71]

This is getting weird man... But Gliscor is pretty cute in a scary way, so it got my vote ^_^.

 

[Arc Blader]

Haxorus. I never really liked Gliscor, and the Haxorus I used in Black was an unstoppable DD sweeper.

 

[Tsareena]

I loooooove Gliscor! And pah, he is adorable, anyone saying otherwise is wrong. Haxorus is alright, but I prefer way too many other dragons over him.
Gliscor is hilariously cute in the anime and has an awesome design.

 

[みさあき]

I feel honered [n n]

*votes for Gliscor*

 

[Zenax]

Which one looks cuter?
Hyper Cutter gives Gliscor the win on this one. /lame pun
Which one is more poised/graceful in battle?
I can't see how Haxorus can be graceful. It just... destroy things.
Which one has the best disposition?
Gliscor, because uh... I don't know. D:
Which one has more charm?
Gliscor! Just look at those eyes, that smile...
Which one has the cuter pre-evolution?
Gligar is really cute, compared to Axew. Fraxure is more like "wannabe badass" than cute.
Which one would you be more comfortable with lying with you in bed/at the foot of your bed?
I'd prefer waking up with a lizard beside me than some kind of flying bat/scorpion. Haxorus on this one.

Gliscor wins.

 

[Puddle]

I think Haxorus is the cuter of the two. It has quite a sweet expression and an overall "gentle giant" appearance.

 

[Zekurom]

I feel honered [n n]

You're welcome

Which one looks cuter?
Hyper Cutter gives Gliscor the win on this one. /lame pun

That's not even part of its looks >_>

Haxorus. I never really liked Gliscor, and the Haxorus I used in Black was an unstoppable DD sweeper.

Same here

Dragon Dance Haxorus is awesome for one-hitting other Pokémon. Of course, Volcarona (in another Cuties poll) is also an awesome Special sweeper (I used it and Bug Buzz to take out Cynthia's Garchomp in one hit after her Spiritomb). The two are an unbeatable in-game combo :3

Now, if there was a dragon like Haxorus whose name started with R and had the same Dragon Dance capabilities, I could make a "DDR" joke. As it is now, I can't. >_>

*edit* Wait, what am I saying? Dragon Dance Rayquaza!

 

[Alolan Ninetales]

Eh, for me, Haxorus is cuter. Something about it's eyes screams 'cute'. It also reminds me of a gentle giant of sorts. That's why it gets my vote.