Battlefield Bulbacast

[FabuVinny]

Here we are. Once again, Figment has dragged Bulbagarden into a war that will surely cripple the garden, bulba, banana, or otherwise. Only this one has become far too widespread. I tried hiding but now it seems there are no hiding spaces left my conscience can not let it continue any longer.

I realise that the biggest overlooked threat is the airwaves. Thus, I am taking control of Bulbacast. Neither side will get to pollute the public with calls to war.

This is my last stand. If you want me...

COME AND GET ME!

 

[Kasumi]

Sorry, dear. As part of the Bulbacast crew, I proclaim this territory as LNP's.

Your Meganium has nothing to do against the almighty flamethrowing Charizard.

 

[Pie]

As the Bulbacast unofficial goddess, I reclaim this territory for the Bananagarden Republic!

Totodile - SURF!

 

[Kasumi]

Your days of Glory in the Bulbacast are over, Banana Pie.

Raichu, use Thunder!

 

[FabuVinny]

Wait, you weren't supposed to actually come after me.

No matter. The almighty Light Screen will stop any attacks you throw at me.

 

[Pie]

Oh yeah? And what if it's PHYSICAL damage? Light Screen only protects against Special attacks!

Let's go, Onix!

Use Earthquake, crushing Raichu and Meganium!

 

[Kasumi]

Buahahaha! Your Onix's Earthquake has no effect if Raichu's riding on my Pidgeot! Nee neer nee neer!

 

[GreatLiver]

SMITE!

I win.

 

[FabuVinny]

*sneaks away while Kasumi and Pie are distracted*

Note to self: Next time, if being inconspicuous is needed, don't make a verbal cry for attention.

 

[paperfairy]

LNP!

 

[Kasumi]

*closes thread since a peace treaty has been signed*