Contest Bidoof VS Arceus

[Kavidun]

VS

Which one is:

Smarter?
Stronger?
Better Attacks?
Number of Fans?
Funness?

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!

WHO WOULD WIN A BATTLE?

 

[Envoy]

Bidoof, of course. This one's just obvious

 

[Mr. Slowpoke]

Bidoof, and that's a fact not an opinion.

 

[PlatinumDude]

By logic, Arceus (it created the freakin' Pokemon world). For the lulz, Bidoof (no one can deny its epicness).

 

[Kayumi]

Comedy answer: Arceus is a knock off, it was really Bidoof who created the world!!! In a battle Bidoof would win!!! Serious answer: Well, Arceus created the world you know!! He probably would win! But, if it was level 1 Arceus VR level 100 Bidoof, Bidoof would definitely win.

 

[IslandWalker]

Arceus. even though Bidoof friggin' created the world, I chose Arceus.

 

[Outcast]

Bidoof, I love him.
I hate arceus... I don't know why though

Think of a bidoof-arceus splice... it just is almost impossible!

 

[KidWithTheGoldenArmaldo]

Pfft! Arceus is like a Lvl1 Magikarp compared to Bidoof. Duh!

 

[Marluxia]

Bidoof is by far more powerful!

 

[Cyber Jet]

arceus is a no good bidoof wana be.

 

[Ino-Chan]

Bidoof beats God hands down.

 

[Rakarei]

The point is moot, Joey's Top Percentile RATTATA pwns all.

 

[Zekurom]

I don't like Arceus much, but I like Bidoof even less, so I chose Arceus.

Also, are people actually adopting my habit of posting joke options?

 

[Sushi-X]

bidoof pwns all

 

[Ivysaur]

Also, are people actually adopting my habit of posting joke options?

I originally posted this comparison as a joke as someone was complaining about a Lucario and Rotom comparison not making any sense. Then a few more comparisons led from that, then mines was deleted, and now some brought this comparison back up.

So... yeah.

 

[Zekurom]

So... yeah.

Wait, I meant the last option in a poll, not the comparison itself.

 

[winstein]

Obviously it is Bidoof who will win, because in terms of ridiculousness, Bidoof fighting a powerful Uber god is more ridiculous than Arceus battling a sentient beaver.

 

[TerribleTwelve]

Smarter?
Bidoof is based on a beaver, MUCH smarter than some omniscient llamas.
Stronger?
Arceus, for base stats.
Better Attacks?
Judgement VS Tackle
TACKLE WINS!!!
Number of Fans?
Bidoof: approx. 1,500,000,000
Arceus: 0
Funness?
Bidoof.
WHO WOULD WIN IN A BATTLE?!?!
Trainer sent out Arceus and Arceus!
Go, BidoofA and BidoofB!
Arceus used Natural Gift!
But it failed!
Arceus used Natural Gift!
But it failed!
BidoofA used Tackle!
BidoofB used Tackle!
...
...

BidoofA used Tackle!
Arceus fainted!
BidoofB used Tackle!
Arceus fainted!

 

[Kavidun]

Also, are people actually adopting my habit of posting joke options?

THAT WE ARE!

 

[Blaah]

Why the hell would someone vote for Arceus?