Birdemic, (the worst film ever)

[pikmin]

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the nyt review
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AND DON'T just say, this sucks, talk about it's suckiness. I just love how crappy everything about it it, the $10,000 budget, his small computer and room he made it in, the horrible special effects and acting, the corny false reviews he/some insane person posted on reviewing websites, (odviosly fake) and the lines like, "Darn global warming, it mutated the Eagles."
climate change leading to deaths and flooding is realistic.
Eagles mutating and exploding randomly, not so much.

the thing looks like a crappy youtube vid that everyone hates.
And the thing is, he thinks that everyone loves it because of how good it is, an thinks he did a great job.

enjoy

edit: here's the first part http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwSTDzaZ234
so much epic fail
love how the loop the same sound effect only 1,000 times.
also, note that they never ever, redid shots, you can't do much with $10,000

I can't even hear what they are saying for most of it

 

[Dorothy LaRouge]

The 'worst filem ever?'

Plan Nine From Outer Space, Robot Monster, and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians share THAT honor.

 

[pikmin]

Ima gonna look those up.
have you seen it though!!!!!?????????

it's so BAD!
can someone post a link to the full vid?

 

[Nicoleta01]

I think this belongs better in the Geek Corner. >_>

 

[Lord Spookyraven]

Gah, that noise. I had to stop watching it because it hurt my ears too much.

 

[Falconwing]

I would think anything made by Uve Boul or Battlefield Earth would be the worst.

 

[Citizen Snips]

Plan Nine From Outer Space, Robot Monster, and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians share THAT honor.

They have a so bad they're good charm to them though.

 

[Falconwing]

Oh, how could I be so stupid. Everyone one knows what the worst film in history is.

The Star Wars holiday special.

 

[Dorothy LaRouge]

^
TV SPECIAL DOESN'T COUNT

 

[Tsurugi]

I'm pretty sure that anything directed by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg would qualifiy as the worst film ever.

 

[Spool]

Obviously a spiritual and clearly canonical sequel to The Birds (1963) and therefore worthy of our respect.


Also the title "Worst Film Ever" has always seen kinda glib to me, since discussion will always go from this year box office bombs to b-movies to anything Made 4 TV to a never ending spiral of increasingly obscure no-budget/art house projects.

THEREFORE THE ANSWER IS BEGOTTEN CASE CLOSED LET'S ALL GO HOME FOLKS

 

[bell02+]

The 'worst filem ever?'
Plan Nine From Outer Space, Robot Monster, and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians share THAT honor.

Worse than something like "Baby Geniuses II: Super Babies?" I don't know if I want to gamble on worse movie... some movies can be so bad that they become good, the Room comes to mind, some of the old monster movies as well.

Still, all this talk of bad movies, makes me really want to see a Feature Length Laser Cats movie. It would be beyond Epic.

 

[pikmin]

well, you have to admit it sucks.
so much epic fail.

also, when he was promoting it, he had a car covered in fake blood blaring the bird sound effects and had a sign on it sayingBIDEMIC
epicfaillyness:XD::XD:


and thanks for moving this

 

[Mitchman]

I raise you an entire movie production company.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum

 

[pikmin]

whoa, those look like tons of bad movies

 

[TeamGalacticMercury]

....I..... wow. That was bad. The smoke and fire was animated, unlike the setting. BAD

The camera kept freaking out. What is up with that?

 

[pikmin]

well, they only had one shot for each scene, no redos.

I find it funny how the guy did all of the animation in his room on a regular pc.

 

[Kuwata]

I genuinely want to see an actually good remake of this movie.
It sucks royally the way it is now, yeah, but make some tweaks to the premise and it'd be good by today's standards, when coupled with better graphicwork.

 

[Winterdaze]

Wow how did I not notice there was a thread on Birdemic, it's only one of my favourite awful movies of all time.

While not the worst movie of all time (believe me, there's worse), I can't get over how the robotic acting, ridiculous script and screen-saver tier special effects combine to make one entertaining package. Even if you don't watch the whole movie, watch this scene at the very least.

 

[raychuu]

I remember seeing the trailer for this and being speechless... for the wrong reasons, of course. I have no idea why someone would make a movie this bad, but at least I got a good laugh out of it, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.