Evil Raichu
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So, Blackjack suggested that I post this fanfic here, so here we go. The characters are some pretty minor Team Rocket members that appeared in the anime during johto/pokemon chronicles. You can look them up on bulbapedia if you aren't familiar with them. ^^ Hope you enjoy.
Title: Black Licorice
Characters: Wendy, Dr. Namba, Dr. Sebastian
Rating: G
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Wendy kept a jar of black licorice sticks on the corner of her desk. This was solely because Giovanni had asked her to ‘put some candy out or something’ to create a more personable workplace environment. She had purposefully chosen black licorice because no one in their right mind liked to eat it; this way, no one in particular would be attracted to her little area to have a snack and annoy her while doing so.
Dr. Namba loved black licorice. He had discovered the jar on her desk by the accident of Dr. Sebastian’s absence one First Monday of the Month, when it was Namba instead who dropped off a budget request for Wendy to send to accounting for analysis. He apparently loved it a lot, because since that day, every day at 1:55, which she presumed to be the end of his lunch break, Namba would make a special trip that was entirely out of his way to a corridor of headquarters that he otherwise had no business in, to have one piece of the black licorice that Wendy left out on her desk.
Of course she was mortified to have a regular visitor. Her first course of action was to shoot the doctor a very dirty look every time he came to collect on the candy. Surprisingly, this did no good. He was a regular space cadet, always seemingly zoned out and in his own little world.
The reality was that Namba had never really talked to Wendy before this, and thought her face just looked like that all of the time.
She became bolder in her efforts to deter him. Little things like clearing her throat or drumming her fingers and staring at him when he came by also had no effect. Before she knew it, First Monday had come around yet again and Dr. Sebastian was back to drop off the next month’s forms. Wendy saw the potential solution to the problem.
“ You know, you ought to put some licorice or something out in the lab for the guys who work down there. They might like that.”
As soon as she’d said it he looked as if something had dawned on him, and he smirked at her, grabbing a piece of candy.
“ I almost forgot.” He pointed at her with it. “ He’d want to thank you for reminding me.”
She scowled at his retreating back. As 1:55 rolled around she stopped everything she was doing and glanced down the hallway. A minute passed. Wendy stood and walked down the hallway to peer around the corner. No one was there. She shrugged a little bit and went back to work.
The next day he was back, and she knew it was time to resort to drastic measures. She attempted to engage him in conversation.
“ Looks like I’m going to have to buy more of those soon.” She said, watching as he took a piece. Her laugh sounded every bit as forced as it was, but this seemed to go over Namba’s head just like everything else she did or said to him. He stared at her blankly as if he wasn’t sure if he was supposed to respond or not, then chose not to respond as he stood there and chewed on it for a good minute, and finally left.
“ Really?” Wendy threw her hands up and yelled at her stapler when he was gone, as if it could understand her frustration with this strange little man and his love of her candy.
Before the end of the second month, there was only one thing left to do. One day Dr. Namba came by for his daily visit, and there was no licorice on her desk. He seemed slightly confused, and looked at her with pitiful eyes. He didn’t have to ask where it was, because she answered before he had the chance.
“ Yeah, the store I got it from stopped carrying it. Too bad, huh?”
It was an obvious lie, but he was an oblivious person.
“ Hm.” He said nothing else and put his hands in his pockets as he walked away.
The first few days were marvelous. She answered phone calls, created spreadsheets, stamped papers and sent them to the appropriate persons for signatures. She had probably never been more productive.
Then, there was a lull in the work. The solitude she had been missing most definitely returned. The First Monday came again, and Wendy stopped everything she was doing at 9AM and looked up expectantly as Dr. Sebastian came with the work. He stopped a few feet way from her desk, giving her a look that suggested he thought she might be crazy.
“ What?”
She hadn’t realized she had been smiling at him so pleasantly. She did realize that he was the first person she’d had contact with outside of a telephone line for…how long had it been?
“ N-nothing. It’s…nothing.” Her face fell and he slid the report across her desk before leaving her with another strange look.
Dr. Namba’s day became at least twice as exciting as it otherwise would have been when he read the typed memo that had been placed in his inbox the next morning.
‘ To Whom It May Concern: We would like to inform you that we have replenished our supply of black licorice sticks. Thank you. Wendy, Human Resources.’
Title: Black Licorice
Characters: Wendy, Dr. Namba, Dr. Sebastian
Rating: G
___
Wendy kept a jar of black licorice sticks on the corner of her desk. This was solely because Giovanni had asked her to ‘put some candy out or something’ to create a more personable workplace environment. She had purposefully chosen black licorice because no one in their right mind liked to eat it; this way, no one in particular would be attracted to her little area to have a snack and annoy her while doing so.
Dr. Namba loved black licorice. He had discovered the jar on her desk by the accident of Dr. Sebastian’s absence one First Monday of the Month, when it was Namba instead who dropped off a budget request for Wendy to send to accounting for analysis. He apparently loved it a lot, because since that day, every day at 1:55, which she presumed to be the end of his lunch break, Namba would make a special trip that was entirely out of his way to a corridor of headquarters that he otherwise had no business in, to have one piece of the black licorice that Wendy left out on her desk.
Of course she was mortified to have a regular visitor. Her first course of action was to shoot the doctor a very dirty look every time he came to collect on the candy. Surprisingly, this did no good. He was a regular space cadet, always seemingly zoned out and in his own little world.
The reality was that Namba had never really talked to Wendy before this, and thought her face just looked like that all of the time.
She became bolder in her efforts to deter him. Little things like clearing her throat or drumming her fingers and staring at him when he came by also had no effect. Before she knew it, First Monday had come around yet again and Dr. Sebastian was back to drop off the next month’s forms. Wendy saw the potential solution to the problem.
“ You know, you ought to put some licorice or something out in the lab for the guys who work down there. They might like that.”
As soon as she’d said it he looked as if something had dawned on him, and he smirked at her, grabbing a piece of candy.
“ I almost forgot.” He pointed at her with it. “ He’d want to thank you for reminding me.”
She scowled at his retreating back. As 1:55 rolled around she stopped everything she was doing and glanced down the hallway. A minute passed. Wendy stood and walked down the hallway to peer around the corner. No one was there. She shrugged a little bit and went back to work.
The next day he was back, and she knew it was time to resort to drastic measures. She attempted to engage him in conversation.
“ Looks like I’m going to have to buy more of those soon.” She said, watching as he took a piece. Her laugh sounded every bit as forced as it was, but this seemed to go over Namba’s head just like everything else she did or said to him. He stared at her blankly as if he wasn’t sure if he was supposed to respond or not, then chose not to respond as he stood there and chewed on it for a good minute, and finally left.
“ Really?” Wendy threw her hands up and yelled at her stapler when he was gone, as if it could understand her frustration with this strange little man and his love of her candy.
Before the end of the second month, there was only one thing left to do. One day Dr. Namba came by for his daily visit, and there was no licorice on her desk. He seemed slightly confused, and looked at her with pitiful eyes. He didn’t have to ask where it was, because she answered before he had the chance.
“ Yeah, the store I got it from stopped carrying it. Too bad, huh?”
It was an obvious lie, but he was an oblivious person.
“ Hm.” He said nothing else and put his hands in his pockets as he walked away.
The first few days were marvelous. She answered phone calls, created spreadsheets, stamped papers and sent them to the appropriate persons for signatures. She had probably never been more productive.
Then, there was a lull in the work. The solitude she had been missing most definitely returned. The First Monday came again, and Wendy stopped everything she was doing at 9AM and looked up expectantly as Dr. Sebastian came with the work. He stopped a few feet way from her desk, giving her a look that suggested he thought she might be crazy.
“ What?”
She hadn’t realized she had been smiling at him so pleasantly. She did realize that he was the first person she’d had contact with outside of a telephone line for…how long had it been?
“ N-nothing. It’s…nothing.” Her face fell and he slid the report across her desk before leaving her with another strange look.
Dr. Namba’s day became at least twice as exciting as it otherwise would have been when he read the typed memo that had been placed in his inbox the next morning.
‘ To Whom It May Concern: We would like to inform you that we have replenished our supply of black licorice sticks. Thank you. Wendy, Human Resources.’
