Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T

Who would win in a fight?

  • Bruce Lee

    Votes: 5 50.0%
  • Chuck Norris

    Votes: 4 40.0%
  • Mr. T

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • Total voters
    10
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(cough)Well, someone was going to make this thread eventually(cough)
Battle of the Ultimates!

Which one do you you like the most?
Which one would win in a 3-way battle?
Who do you like the least?
Give us an epic fact about them.

I can see this one turning into a heated debate.
 
Mr. T has all sorts of personal history and acting roles demonstrating his awesomeness.
Chuck Norris has a similar personal history and acting roles backing him up, plus even more memetic mutation than Mr. T.
Bruce Lee had all of the above on top of being possibly the most dangerous man who has ever lived - many of his physical feats are flat-out ridiculous. Plus, he trained people such as Chuck Norris and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, which must surely count for something.

Sorry, guys, you're all ridiculously awesome, but Bruce Lee holds my vote.
 
Why are babies crying when they are born?

Because they know they have entered a world with Chuck Norris in it.

Well even thought that I honestly think that Bruce Lee would beat Chuck Norris in a fight Ill have to vote for Chuck Norris because of all the great jokes about him.
 
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