Bulbachat Club of Happiness and Good Times

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I thought it would be nice if the chatters had a little place in the forums to reek some havoc and for the forum goers to see what we're like so that they will be tempted to join in! The chat is really damn awesome. :D
 
I fully endorse it, as does my palkia.
 
Catbug is a cat, but he's got bugness in his veins,
Manhouse lives within himself with thoughtful human brains.

Just thought you all should know.
 
WE SHALL PUT IT OUT QUICK! Everyone, get buckets of water and sand and throw them on Kirby all at once! He's flaming, and needs to be put out.
 
Why don't you just put it out with your shiny Palkia?
 
zzziiiipppppp
flop
THUD
sssssssizzle
Wow, IT WORKED! I put out the fires. I didn't know that Palkia was also a water type.

Also in the nooz: Awww, I just saw the greatest spam thread on here, but I can't reply to it because of lol rules. I think that good spam replies should be allowed.
 
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BulbaChat News 1

Jason: Good evening everyone, and welcome to the first edition of BulbaChat News at 10. Today is September 25, 2006, and I am your host Satoshi-kun, and this is my co-anchor Dratini927...

Matt: Thanks Satoshi-kun, and since this is our first edition, we would like to start off with a bang. We have just received a recent report that a man out of the United Kingdom has just eaten the 1 millionth doughnut from Krispy Kreme. This is a feat in itself, as no other person before has ever eaten 1 million doughnuts. Let's go out to Geraldo in the field where he has just captured this awkward achievement, Geraldo?

Jason (mexican voice): Yes there Dratini, I am here with the man himself, and it looks as if he has just thrown up that doughnut, but who cares anyway. What do you have to say sir?

Matt (fat voice): UHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOTZ 1 MILLION HITS ON MY THAR WEBSITE....GO STAR TREK. HEHE HUH HUH HO HO.

Jason (mexican voice): Umm, yeah you really are a special cookie.

Matt (fat voice): COOKIES, WHERE?!?!?!

Jason (mexican voice): Oook, looks like this is over, so back to you in the studio Dratini.

Matt: Well Geraldo, that was very very interesting, but many things like that happen in the UK anyway.

Jason: Yes they do, but not as crazy as this, which has happened on our own United States soil. Somewhere out in California, we have a report of a man that has just successfully used a douche on himself. Yes ladies and gentlemen, a man has used a douche. Science thought this would never be possible, and I don't even think this man thought it could be either, but it has happened, and we have our field man Jack off investigating. Jack, what do you have for us?

Matt (southern voice): Well there Satoshi-kun, I'm out here with this man that has somehow put a douche up his unfortunate area. Sir, how exactly did you do this?

Jason (gay voice): Well Jack, once you have been acting like one for the longest time, it's just natural for one to just slide up there, and hehehe, I sure am a special man of pure muscle that can act all badass and yet be sooooo gay. And...that's about it....now, be right back while I douche again for the 57th time today...hehehe.

Matt (southern voice): Umm, you damn west coast faggots, grow some balls...Oh wait, they're gone now...Ouch...Anyway, back to you in the studio Satoshi.

Jason: Well, that was very intersting indeed. Now time for a quick message from our sponsers, and we'll be right back!

COMMERCIAL:

Matt (high voice): Hey Bippa, what's wrong? You don't look so great!

Jason (deep voice): Uhh, I'm not feeling so great, I ate a whole bunch of cheese and now I'm...uhh... *whispers* constipated.

Matt (high voice): Constipated! Well then Bippa, you need the newest product out on the market today, called Snorlaxitives! Just take one of these chocolately covered tablets and just chew them down and brace yourself!

Jason (deep voice): Hmm, I guess I'll try one...*chews* Hmm, nothing yet...OH MY GOD TIME TO GO!

Matt (high voice): Haha, there ya go Bippa, good as new...And remember these are Snorlaxitives: The only Pokemon Laxitive for BIG problems.

Jason (deep voice): Thank you, duuuhhhh...ah, that's much better.

CAST:

Matt: And we're back, and for our first newscast, we did damn pretty well don'tcha think?

Jason: Yeah, we nailed it, that's for sure. And unfortunetly, that's all of the time we have today, so from all of us at BulbaChat News at 10, I am Satoshi-kun...

Matt: And I’m Dratini927...Both of us saying...

Jason/Matt: GOODNIGHT BULBAGARDEN!
 
LIEK OMG, U R SUCH A CONTROL FREAK DRATINI!

*runs off crying*

**edit** Nice job getting an infraction for replying to a spam post Matt. lol

Oddly enough, I was talking with Serebii about replying to spam, and he says:
(Serebii) we're a bit leniant on that

So yeah... odd that even SPP doesn't care much about that, and smogon actually promotes it... but here... wow.
 
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Pika, pika, piiikkkkaaaaaaaaa. PIKACHU!
 
I'm the sane one. Or as sane as it gets in here. :p
 
Sceptile, I think we're all a little crazy here. :D

Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! It's the invasion of the crazy people of bulbachat... look out bulba forums!
 
Yes look out for we are armed with Palkias and Cloysters AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!

/me shot :p
 
Actually, we would be very happy to be able to use them. Very very happy to I might add. So, is bulbagarden forums ready for this crazy team of weirdos with their happy pokemon?
 
lolz hi pplz

i fergot 2 post here how do u maek threads
D8
 
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