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TEEN: - Complete Capnolagnia (PG-13) (Machisakishipping (Bill/Surge)

phantomness

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Title: Capnolagnia
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Machisakishipping (Lt. Surge x Bill)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #66, Capnolagnia
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*
Pokemon Special/Adventures-verse
Warnings: Yaoi

There was no reason for this to be turning him on, none at all, Bill thought uncomfortably, wishing that he had never accepted Surge’s offer to go out for a drink after the incident at Cerise Island. Sure, they wouldn’t enemies any more, but being around the former Team Rocket Administrator still made him slightly iffy.
The other reason was that Surge was actually rather hot, in a scruffy roughneck kind of way. He was the complete opposite of what Bill normally worked with, and with his busy hair and eyebrows, a cigarette half dangling from his lips and that broad muscled, chest, well…
Bill hastily gulped down his beer, spluttering when the taste hit. Helpfully, his drinking buddy whacked him on the back a few times, but only succeeded in making his cheeks redder.
He was most certainly not attracted to Surge!

“What do you say we blow this joint?” Surge asked, casually stubbing out his cigarette. “My place or yours?”
Bill squeaked, completely mortified. How-how had he guessed?
“You know,” Surge said, hoisting Bill over his shoulder easily, “You’ve sure got a nice ass.”
Completely red in the face, Bill could only stutter, and Surge laughed in his gravelly voice as he headed for his apartment.
At the door, Surge kissed him, and Bill tasted smoke, cheap beer, and a hint of something stronger.
He was hooked.

End Fic
Completed 4/24/08
Capnolagnia = arousal from watching others smoke

I have no idea why I seem to be into Surge and Bill lately. I blame Ketsuban.
 
That was....the oddest shipping pairing I've ever heard of. That said, it's an excellent fic. You obviously knew the characters well.
 
Wow, it's so awesome to have a fellow shipper 8D

This fic is cute, if anything of this pairing can be cute, but I caught one grammar error: Sure, they wouldn’t enemies any more Should probably be "weren't enemies".
 
Thanks, Ket! ^^

You are a corrupting influence, yes you are... I loved your Ruby-centric fics though, the non-shipping ones. ^^
 
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