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chuck norris pokemon jokes =)

Ararararagi-san

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well, i was reading lots of chuck norris jokes and wanted to see if we could make some pokemon themed ones up. here are some:

darkrai has nightmares of chuck norris

chuck norris is level 101

chuck norris doesnt get a single rainbow feather from ho-oh. he has both wings

it wasnt red and mewtwo who destroyed cerulean cave; it was chuck norris when he round housed kicked it.

rayquaza didnt stop kyogre and groudon, chuck norris did. he was actually riding on top of rayquaza and people didnt see him.


make your own!
 
chuck norris CAN land a normal type attack on a ghost type pokemon
 
When Chuck Norris uses attract everyone is immobilized by love.

Chuck Norris is a dark/ghost type with Wonderguard.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick causes burn and freeze.
 
Giratina, Dialgia, and Palkia are fighting because Chuck Norris said:"If you don't fight, I'll kill you!"


Chuck Norris pwned a lv.100 Mewtwo in one roundhouse kick because mewtwo was a wimp to fight him.


Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is a OHKO move.
 
cinnibar island wasnt destroyed by a volcano. chuck norris just got a critical hit with his roundhouse kick attack at the gym and the island exploded
 
This should be moved to games...

Chuck Norris is the King and Queen of the Nidos!
Red Gyrados isn't shiny. He's bleeding from Chuck's Super Special Awesome Roundhouse!
Team Rocket was really trying to find Chuck Norris. But not even Chuck Norris can find Chuck Norris when Chuck Norris wants to hide.
Forget Red's Pikachu, Chuck Norris is level 101.
 
Chuck Norris can beat any Shuckle and Blissey combo team
Chuck Norris only has basic pokemon as he dont believe in evolution
 
If you search 'Chuck Norris gets his ass kicked by Arceus' on Google, you'll get no results. It just DOESN'T happen.
 
Mewtwo was created to become the ultimate Pokémon.
Why not the Ultimate lifeform? Chuck Norris already fills that spot.
 
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