Drapion dashed around Toxicroak, surreptitiously picking up the Toxic Spikes that had been lain, but littles to its knowledge, Toxicroak had a treacherous trick up its -
Damien exclaimed, "Daedalus, you cannot say ass in this story, as a little child might read it!"
Daedalus moped in reply, "it was my Drapion and Mamoswine that saved the world from the horrendous wrath of Professor Rowan (alternately, how I learned to stop worrying and love agnph)!"
Damien said, "can we please just get back to the Freddie Mercury damned story!"
up its hideous neck-bulge, spraying out a long stream of poisonous fluid, which was merely a feint. Drapion shook it off, thinking itself having bested Toxicroak, and shot over to attempt and finish it off, when suddenly the whole ground began shaking.
"Holy shit!" yelled Daedalus. "It's an Earthquake attack Drapion, but since this is battling where you can use an infinite amount of moves, you can luckily use Protect first!"
Drapion, needing no more instruction, used Protect, and then dashed over toward Toxicroak, leapt high in the air, and came down with a savage Night Slash dismembered Toxicroak's head, much to the abject horror of the opposing trainer, who immediately burst into tears.
"Excellent work Drapion!" exclaimed Daedalus.
Some backstory might be necessary. This was not the pokemon world perpetutated in the fantastical minds of idealistic trainers who believe good will ultimately triumph over evil, rather a world where lawlessness had taken grip a long time ago. After Team Rocket blew up the Indigo League, the whole world had frantically been turned into a world of fear and vigilante behavior. Professor Rowan and Professor Oak, who had devised a method together to cease aging by chemicals extracted from all the legendary pokemon mixed together, had collected a league of powerful allies from their past to take control of the world and restore order, but a twisted justice this was. They did not have widespread support, and they took control by sending former champions or runner ups all over the world to control each city. Captain Alexander Brick, the bastard son of Ash and Misty, who entered coitus but never marriage, was their most stringent and ferocious marshal of the Professors' forces, and he had taken control of Slateport Town, so as to control a powerful port. This was where Daedalus and Damien were battling to save the Feraligatr and save the world.
Damien exclaimed, "Daedalus, you cannot say ass in this story, as a little child might read it!"
Daedalus moped in reply, "it was my Drapion and Mamoswine that saved the world from the horrendous wrath of Professor Rowan (alternately, how I learned to stop worrying and love agnph)!"
Damien said, "can we please just get back to the Freddie Mercury damned story!"
up its hideous neck-bulge, spraying out a long stream of poisonous fluid, which was merely a feint. Drapion shook it off, thinking itself having bested Toxicroak, and shot over to attempt and finish it off, when suddenly the whole ground began shaking.
"Holy shit!" yelled Daedalus. "It's an Earthquake attack Drapion, but since this is battling where you can use an infinite amount of moves, you can luckily use Protect first!"
Drapion, needing no more instruction, used Protect, and then dashed over toward Toxicroak, leapt high in the air, and came down with a savage Night Slash dismembered Toxicroak's head, much to the abject horror of the opposing trainer, who immediately burst into tears.
"Excellent work Drapion!" exclaimed Daedalus.
Some backstory might be necessary. This was not the pokemon world perpetutated in the fantastical minds of idealistic trainers who believe good will ultimately triumph over evil, rather a world where lawlessness had taken grip a long time ago. After Team Rocket blew up the Indigo League, the whole world had frantically been turned into a world of fear and vigilante behavior. Professor Rowan and Professor Oak, who had devised a method together to cease aging by chemicals extracted from all the legendary pokemon mixed together, had collected a league of powerful allies from their past to take control of the world and restore order, but a twisted justice this was. They did not have widespread support, and they took control by sending former champions or runner ups all over the world to control each city. Captain Alexander Brick, the bastard son of Ash and Misty, who entered coitus but never marriage, was their most stringent and ferocious marshal of the Professors' forces, and he had taken control of Slateport Town, so as to control a powerful port. This was where Daedalus and Damien were battling to save the Feraligatr and save the world.
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