Dear [Next Poster]

[Shinx3000]

This is random, but just thought of this. Its sort of an agoney aunt thing where someone posts something and the NP writes a reply and then writes something else (don't use real life stories please, make something up and no dirty/porn/sexual/graphic violence etc... keep it clean)

Example:

First poster: Yesterday I came home, found my room mate had a party and trashed the house while I was gone, he pays for most of the house, so I can't ask him to leave, but if I say the wrong thing, he could kick me out. NP, what should I do?

Next Poster: Reply: Well, you could ask him if he would like it if you did the same thing and he came home to find the house trashed. Etc...

My Question Dear NP, I am obsessed with popeye and can't stop thinking about watching popeye on TV! What should I do? I don't want to be obsessive over something like this!

Ok, so you get the idea. I'll start:

Dear NP,

I am obsessed with pokemon! I even dream about it, people make fun of me for it and say I am a baby because of this, it doesn't usually bother me, but its getting annoying! What should I do?

 

[Buoy]

Dear Shinx3000,

You should go up to those horrible, teasing people and beat the life from them. Either that, or you could use a Shinx to electrocute them.

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Dear NP,

I am having trouble at the moment with my screwdriver. It appears to be stuck in my stomach. What do I do about this?

 

[PK I'm BAAACK~]

Reply: If you ate it: Get CPR done to you...

If it stabbed you: Go too the hospital right away and don't remove it before so. It would cause alot of blood, so you should get it surgecally removed.

Dear NP: I have two friends that are fighting... They both say that I need to pick sides. I say that I'm on everyones side and I ain't picking just one. Then they get mad at me... I don't know what to do!

 

[Shinx3000]

Dear Sea Princess627,

Tell your friends that you, like so many others have more than one friend. You can't pick sides as your friends with both of them. Tell them you'll still be friends with both no matter what happens, but they can resolve their differences and be mature about it as its stupid fighting over things as it rarley does any good.

Dear NP,

I have a problem, well people say I do, no one will tell me what it is though and I can't get them to tell me, I feel they are jerking me around, help!