Defeat that Disney Character in a battle! (Fun & Games)

[winstein]

So, the Disney universe has a diverse cast of characters, from the classics like Donald Duck, film stars like Ariel from Little Mermaid, to the real life characters like Wayne Szalinski from "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids". In this game, you are tasked to choose a character of your choosing and write about how it defeat the character the previous poster suggested. The more absurd the match up, the better! ...but keep to the rules. Just a bit of clarification to this: Don't use any non-Disney characters, even if they are crossover stars, like from Kingdom Hearts. It's only Disney's characters.

Unfortunately, this is the first post, so I had to bend the rules a little by putting two characters instead. I start with how Goofy defeats Iago (Aladdin):

"Goofy defeats Iago by accidentally hitting him with his surfboard by turning to try to face him every time Iago taunts him while circling around."

So, the next poster will post on how another Disney character of choice defeats Goofy in a battle. I guess that wasn't the most creative way to start off, but I know you can do even better. Go for it!

Thanks for reading.