Destroy the bedrock!

[~Pachirisu~]

In this game you try to kill a bedrock just cuz, however it has a lot of HP! Think you can beat it? Play to find out!
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Example

Poster: I lick the bedrock

A tallyier : -2 the bedrock is disgusted at you

Once the bedrock is out of HP the winner will go in The Hall of Fame!

Hall of Fame Winners!

1st Winner: Homerun-chan

Official Tallyiers

Enzap

How to Be a Tallyier!

+The Rules of being a tallyier
• Make the scores go up every one or two pages (starting with 0 - 5, then 5 - 10 and so on in that pattern)
• Make sure to do the math correctly! (Calculator preferred for doing this!)
• Make sure to check back everyday so it doesn't turn into chaos.
• Dont tally your own posts! You will be removed immediately!*

To join VM Enzap, and he'll be happy to add you to the list!

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The first bedrock is going to be Softie with 500 HP, what are you waiting for? Attack the bedrock!

 

[Crystal Onix]

*Makes magic motions at the bedrock. You know, the kind where you wiggle your fingers.*

 

[Pain Split]

I feel like the poster below should determine how much damage it deals. Meh, whatever.
*uses Flare Blitz on bedrock*

 

[indigohex]

Uses a nuclear warhead on bedrock.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Uses three Cherry Bombs, Thunderbolt and Fireburst on bedrock*

 

[DracoMan]

*pulls out magic wand* Reducto!

 

[Lysson]

*lowers the bedrock's ego by telling it everything it is paranoid about is true*

 

[Crystal Onix]

*slaps the bedrock a couple times*

 

[Gaga]

*Falls asleep next to the bedrock*

Spoiler

 

[~Pachirisu~]

Time to tally up the scores!

*Makes magic motions at the bedrock. You know, the kind where you wiggle your fingers.*

Wat? -2

I feel like the poster below should determine how much damage it deals. Meh, whatever.
*uses Flare Blitz on bedrock*

Ouch! -5

Uses a nuclear warhead on bedrock.

Boom! -5

*Uses three Cherry Bombs, Thunderbolt and Fireburst on bedrock*

Aw snap! -5

*pulls out magic wand* Reducto!

You made the bedrock hide with your epic wand! -4

*lowers the bedrock's ego by telling it everything it is paranoid about is true*

You hurt the bedrocks feelings! -4

*slaps the bedrock a couple times*

Ow? -3

*Falls asleep next to the bedrock*

Spoiler

Aww! -2

474/500

 

[Gaga]

*Smacks the bedrock with a tuna*

Aww! -2
474/500

only -2?!
Do you know what happens when Jigglypuff falls asleep >:3

Spoiler

 

[Crystal Onix]

*aims all the laser pointers in town at the same spot on the bedrock and turns them on*

 

[lovandra]

*feed Softie full jar of stale zombie's poison cookies

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

*grabs some scissors and cuts the bedrock's hair until the bedrock is now bald*

 

[Darrman]

*switches into Creative Mode to smash the bedrock* What? I can't do that? Ok, get Arceus to attack it.

 

[~Pachirisu~]

Time to tally up the scores!

*Smacks the bedrock with a tuna*

Aww! -2
474/500

only -2?!
Do you know what happens when Jigglypuff falls asleep >:3

Spoiler

No, I didnt XD dont mess with my scoring btw,

But the bedrock ate the tuna so -0

*aims all the laser pointers in town at the same spot on the bedrock and turns them on*

Boom! -5

*feed Softie full jar of stale zombie's poison cookies

Disgusting! -4

*grabs some scissors and cuts the bedrock's hair until the bedrock is now bald*

How dare you! -4

*switches into Creative Mode to smash the bedrock* What? I can't do that? Ok, get Arceus to attack it.

Yes, you can't go to minecraft in creative mode and smash that bedrock, you have to do it in survival mode! Arceus makes it suffer -5

456/500

 

[Enzap]

*drops a sheep on the bedrock*

 

[Gaga]

*throws Enzap at the bedrock*

 

[Pain Split]

*hugs the bedrock*

 

[lovandra]

*kitty punchs the bedrock*