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Do you remember your first swear word?

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My dad told me this.
When I was three, we were driving somewhere and my dad got caught up in road rage and called some guy an asshole.
Then I said, "Daddy, what's an asshole?"

Does anyone else have any stories to share?

EDIT: Asshole was not my first swear word, apparently. My mom said that when I was perhaps eighteen months old, I randomly said, "Sh*t!"
 
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Do you remember your first swear word?
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**** no! =P
Actually I think it was "shit", but seeing as I was living in another country the "i" had an exaggerated accent so it was more like "sheet". I picked it up from my dad, who said here and there around the house.
 
Mine was because a kid on the bus was taking advantage of my wanting to be a good student. He told me that if I told the bus driver a magical word that I would get candy. Well being in first grade, candy sounded tasty. So he whispered A-S-S in my ear and I went and told the bus driver.

....and then I had a conference with the principal.
 
Mine:

I was in 2nd grade, during vacation. I didn't want to take a shower and I was mad at my sister. I called her a "B-I-T-C-H".
 
I callen my brother a [] when I was 7 :/ whatever he pissed me off.
 
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I don't remember when I first cussed, but I do remember asking people what a period was when I was ten, after watching an episode of King of the Hill.
 
I'm pretty sure I used bitch quite a bit out of earshot of my parents as a youngster.
 
I'm not sure, really. My mouth was unusually clean when I was a youngster, I think the furthest I got was "hell". Which is so mild around here it's used in cartoon dubs.

I remember when I was in the sixth grade, though... South Park just started airing where I lived, and everyone sixth grade and up was really interested in it. I became really popular for a while because my parents actually taped the episodes for me and my dad took me (and my little sister) to see the movie. Twice. (I lived in Sweden back then, they gave it a 7+ rating. My sister wasn't even the youngest kid in the theater). I actually did Cartman's "yeah, I saw the movie, who wants to touch me?" shtick. So we kept saying stuff like "what the fuck" and "shit" and "goddamnit" during recess and thought it was the coolest thing ever (I went to nerd school, I swear). Of course, there was that one time I called another kid a bastard in class and got in trouble for it. Not a lot of trouble, since it was very clear I had no idea what it actually meant until the teacher explained it (and I didn't use that word for the next two years following that incident).

Thankfully, no war on America ensued and Trey Parker and Matt Stone weren't executed for ruining children's pure minds. Some things in that movie just don't translate well to real life.
 
I think I was around 6-7 years old. I heard my dad say fuck one day on the phone and I repeated it.

A good telling off and being sent to bed early ensued(spelling?).
 
"Hold kæft" was apparently a biiiiig no-no when I was a kid since it's a more rude version of "shut up" in Danish. I know I got a big punishment when I was four for saying that at least, but it may also be more of the matter that I showed disrespect towards my parents for saying it ^^;

"Idiot" was also a muy muy horrible word to say when I was four. Hah. Boy, did my swear-vocabulary increase since then.
 
I don't remember which was my first, but I can share some of the contexts in which I heard a few.

Shit - was probably my first just because my mom said it a lot as well as shoot whenever something went wrong, I just thought it was an alternative of "shoot" when something went wrong and didn't associate it with fecal matter, and even if I did I wouldn't have guessed that it was actually rude.

I forget which of these were first, but

Fuck - in like 2nd or 3rd grade we had Sim City 2000 on the computer and some guy thought he was a riot was laying out land in the shapes of letters, starting to spell "FU" followed by half a C (at least when I noticed) and a bunch of kids were crowding around him and laughing their asses off as though he was committing the ultimate sin. I was like "dude, what are you writing" he was like "I can't say" and everyone who passed by was like "OH MY GOD" and later he told me.

Bitch - I was at my cousin's house in Israel, we were like in 3rd grade, and at his computer and he was like "wanna hear a funny song?" and he played "KYLE'S MOM'S A BITCH" and for some reason we both thought the song was hilarious without even knowing what the word meant (he might have, but it was around when he was just starting to learn english, but then again he had older siblings, i don't), and just assumed it was some random catchy insult. Then I asked my mom what it meant (after already having sang that song in front of her a few times), and gave the easiest possible answer - a female dog. Wasn't till much later I learned it was considered vulgar.
 
I was watching Supernanny one day and the parents had problems with their one daughter saying "Shut the f*** up!" and the other kids using swear words. The kids had learned these words from their father and the father said it was OK for him to use them and not OK for the kids to use them. Joel (the supernanny) said to the parents of these kids, "If you don't want your kids to use these words, then you shouldn't be using these words because they are learning them from you." My first word was f*** and I had learned it from my father.
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According to my parents, my first word ever was a swear-word. I said conyo, which is pretty much an all-purpose swear in Spanish, along the lines of f***, but not as severe.
 
I also just remembered how in elementary school, our teacher told us a funny story about how one time her year and a half year old daughter started saying "fuck!" in the backseat, and then she turned around and saw that she was pointing to a big truck.
 
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I also just remembered how in elementary school, our teacher told us a funny story about how one time her year and a half year old daughter started saying "fuck!" in the backseat, and then she turned around and saw that she was pointing to a big truck.
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That's hillarius. Actually, I sometimes swear when I shouldn't but my first and person favorite is Oh Shit!! It was at school in first grade when I smashed this crayon into the floor after having a fight with another kid and we were throwing them back and forth and I got mad so I smashed it and when I saw this huge orange mark on the floor, I said oh shit and put my foot on it. Of course the teacher came along and said, "Brian, what's that under your foot?" and I told her the floor, and she asked me what was on the floor and I told her dirt. Well, to make a long story short, not only did I get in trouble for swearing, but also for being cocky. :lol:
 
I'm pretty sure my first swear word was "Bastard" because I liked to talk a lot about movies, and we just finished watching Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
 
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