DS: Devil Screen!

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Christ, the whole blog reeks of attention whoring or flat-out desperation. I commented as Joshua Wu, btw (comment 23). If there's one thing I needed to remind me I'm not the stupidest person ever, it's this blog post.

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I was gonna post this...

This is a golden one. The commenter is wrong about hearing from the blogger though. WE ALL WANT OUTDATED NEWS PIECES SHOVED TOGETHER INTO AN BLOG POST. KTHXBAI. :D

Oh, and please disconnect yourself from the internet, not just because there are pedophiles on it, but just because no one ever wants to hear from you again.
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I must have hit a nerve. The truth hurts and makes people angry sometimes. Rest assured that B4B will never shy from the truth. <--- This is the guy who wrote the post.
 
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XD XD XD

His name was always gonna be Pac-Man in Japan, they were just going to Americanize it as "Pac" was a Japanese word.
 
Umm... What IS this thing? I mean, really. What IS it? Is this a REAL Brownback blog? OMG.

I mean, it could be satire, but I can't tell. They keep insisting it's not satire, and we've got these "Be SAVED!" freaks...

LOL.
 
Not that it needs to be said, but I would be genuinely shocked if this weren't a satire. Just...so many things.
 
I lol'd heartily. Thank you OP, for sharing this delightful bit of silliness.
 
My comment on the blog:

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Oh my god. XD This is the biggest piece of Bullshit I have ever seen.

"makers of Donkey Kong aka Monkey Donkey, a game in which a monkey kidnaps a young girl to satisfy his bestial desires"
What the hell?! What kind of sick person would interpret it like that. I suppose King Kong trying to "satisfy his bestial desires" in King Kong.

"the slogan for this evil piece of “hardware” is “Touching is good.”"
Yes, I admit. That was a bit of a mistake on the part of Nintendo's marketing to choose "Touching is good." as a slogan, but as you can see Nintendo no longer uses "Touching is good." as their DS Slogan anymore.

"Pedochat"'s Signal can only reach ~30 feet. If you have a pedophile 30 feet within you, he's probably your neighbour.

Sincerly,
A now extremely P.O.ed Gamer
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The Great Butler said:
Did you know that anime turns kids into ax murderers?

http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/09/28/anime-encourages-murder/
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They included a motivational poster from /b/ in that one. It's like they're not even trying to sound legitimate.

The article in question said:
Prior to release in the west, these shows have been cleaned up from their original violent and sexually explicit hentai (perverted) form which most Japanese cartoons seem to take. Fortunately these shows are edited and redubbed without all the violent and sexual content when they are released in the United States.
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Shh... no one tell them there are other dubbing companies than 4Kids out there, it'll blow crush em'.
 
Devil Screen would be a fantastic title for the DS game, like a Shin Megami Tensei game.
 
That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks for the laugh! I only hope no one believes this or America could quite possibly be doomed.

I'm gonna go touch my Devil Screen now. Oooooh, I'm so naughty! :lol:
 
Update 5: Here is a typical DS “game.” It will shock you.

The problem with witches is that they look like ordinary 13 year olds, which gives Japanese men no choice but to corner and feel up every young girl they come across.

Ugh. It will sicken your soul.
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Haha, I HAVE to get this thing.
 
i heard the game wasnt anywhere near as bad(in a good way) as it could be.
 
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