Dark Espeon
Mage des Dark Arts
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Am I the only person that thinks there is nothing snake-like about Dunsparce? Where did people got that idea from anyways?! O_O The Pokedex may say it's a land snake, but the Pokedex also says many things that aren't true.
I have yet to see a snake that is both short and fat. Anancondas, pythons, etc., for instance, are fat, but there is nothing short about them. Others are small, and quite short, but they're not fat. Lol. It doesn't behave like one. And where is the lovely poison? Yes, not all snakes are poisonous, but the ones that aren't, are constrictors, or fast-biters at least. And with a body like that...*laughs* That thing couldn't constrict a Wurmple if its life depended on it! It can't poison, and it can't constrict, and it certainly won't move fast enough to catch anything and bite it. *laughs histerically* How pathetic! It can't even live on insects! Anything can outrun it/escape from it O_O! Unless it feeds on snails, or on earthworms when it goes underground, which is not very snake-like either...
Either I need glasses, or everybody who thinks Dunsparce is a snake needs 'em. As far as I'm concerned, Dunsparce is a worm with fangs, drill tail and wings that wanted to be a snake but never actually became one. :sweat:
I have yet to see a snake that is both short and fat. Anancondas, pythons, etc., for instance, are fat, but there is nothing short about them. Others are small, and quite short, but they're not fat. Lol. It doesn't behave like one. And where is the lovely poison? Yes, not all snakes are poisonous, but the ones that aren't, are constrictors, or fast-biters at least. And with a body like that...*laughs* That thing couldn't constrict a Wurmple if its life depended on it! It can't poison, and it can't constrict, and it certainly won't move fast enough to catch anything and bite it. *laughs histerically* How pathetic! It can't even live on insects! Anything can outrun it/escape from it O_O! Unless it feeds on snails, or on earthworms when it goes underground, which is not very snake-like either...
Either I need glasses, or everybody who thinks Dunsparce is a snake needs 'em. As far as I'm concerned, Dunsparce is a worm with fangs, drill tail and wings that wanted to be a snake but never actually became one. :sweat:
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