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I'll start sounds like it could be fun
'Luke...I am your Father' -Darthvader
'You think this is hard, try living with herpes, that's hard'-Sue, Glee
'I like you Rupert, when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless'-Stewie Griffen.
That's all I can think of for the moment
 
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'Don't think about bending the spoon, think about the truth: there is no spoon'

-The Matrix
 
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'I know what we're gonna do today Ferb, an aglet awareness gig' -Phineas, Phineas and Ferb
 
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'I got an idea, an idea so amart my head would explode if I even began to now what I was talking about' -Peter Griffen
 
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"You will be baked and then there will be cake." - GLaDOS
 
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"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!"~Sho Minamimoto from TWEWY
 
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slumboo said:
I'll start sounds like it could be fun
'Luke...I am your Father' -Darthvader
'You think this is hard, try living with herpes, that's hard'-Sue, Glee
'I like you Rupert, when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless'-Stewie Griffen.
That's all I can think of for the moment
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It's "No, I am your father," not "Luke..."
 
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"GRABBIN PILLS!" - Louis, Left 4 Dead

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every chance to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube, but of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner, who's passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too." - GLaDOS, Portal

"I'm calling zombie bullshit on this! They aren't supposed to run that fast!" - Zoey, Left 4 Dead
 
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Zuko: For so long, all I wanted was you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor that I wanted, but really, I was just trying to please you. You, my father, who banished me just for talking out of turn. My father, who challenged me, a 13-year-old boy, to an Agni Kai. How can you possibly justify a duel with a child?
Fire Lord Ozai: (bitterly) It was to teach you respect.
Zuko: It was cruel! And it was wrong.
Fire Lord Ozai: Then you have learned nothing.
Zuko: No, I’ve learned everything! And I had to learn it on my own. Growing up, we were taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history and somehow, the war was our way of sharing our greatness with the rest of the world. What an amazing lie that was! The people of the world are terrified by the Fire Nation! They don’t see our greatness - they hate us! And we deserve it. We’ve created an era of fear in the world. And if we don’t want the world to destroy itself, we need to replace it with an era of peace and kindness.
Fire Lord Ozai: (laughs mocking) Your Uncle has gotten to you, hasn’t he?
Zuko: (closes his eyes for a second, then smiles) Yes. He has.
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Random person: Aren't you a little too young to do this?

Phineas: Yes. Yes I am.

(Phineas and Ferb)
 
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"Why did it have to be snakes? I hate snakes!" --Indiana Jones
 
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"Hi, my name is Joe, and I work in a button factory!"

- Joseph "Joe" Stalin IV of Prussia
 
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I've had enough of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.

If you do not know this line, you fail.

Or how about, "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
 
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"This thread is going to die soon"

- Captain Obvious

"Nyaa~nyaa~ imma neko desu!"

- Dedicated Japanophile, aka Wapanese/Weaboo, aka faggot
 
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Quieter, send Kirby down. tourniquet. Frylock's high again!

- LittleKuriboh
 
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"It is a good life we lead, brother.
The best. May it never change.
And may it never change us."

- Assassin's Creed 2
 
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"Fire Lord Ozai, here we come." Sokka
 
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"Can we fix it?"
- Bob the Builder on American health care

"Yes we can!"
- Barack Obama

"First we're gonna haf'ta snatch the oil in Airack!"
- Someone...
 
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