Every Time You.............

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You all know how this is gonna work out. Just list random "every time" gags.




Every time you cough, Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby.(I didn't make that one up, though, got it from an avatar somewhere.)


Every time you shock yourself, someone is behind a bush laughing at you from somewhere.


Every time there's an awkward silence, an idiot is born.



Every time someone on T.V. says "Health Care", a 10-year-old gets kicked in the shins.


Every time you sneeze, an anime character steps on a nail.



Get how this works?
 
Every time Seto Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies. Every time he frowns, a new one is born.
 
^ STOLE MINE. DARN YOU MEMES. >:O

Every time you be an idiot on Bulbagarden, you get infracted.
 
Every time you say the word toothpick, Brittany Spears becomes self-concious.
 
Every time you step on a slug, it gets larger and larger, finally drowing you in it's own sludge.
 
wouldn't this be funnier if someone starts with the "everytime you do something..."

and that then the next poster fills it in?
That seems better to me.

everytime you pet a cat... (now the next poster finish this sentence)
 
100 of your Brain Cells die
(Its a reference to the pic in your sig)

Every time you Press Enter...
 
a point will be added to the secret "enter" meter of the guys in area 51.

Everytime you look at a girls breasts...
 
Um... that didn't sound right.

Every time you smoke, you lose 5 minutes of your life.

I lost a few weeks to months by now :/

Anways

..another person dies in front of a camera

Every time you post on this forum...
 
... someone blows up.

Every time you eat chocolate...
 
someone will reply while thinking about yaoi

everytime i look up pictures of gardevoirs ............
 
Ted from Scrubs laughs

everytime you catch Arceus ......
 
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