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Post your favorite quotes from comics or comic-based movies or shows. Quotes can be funny or serious. Here's a start:

TEEN TITANS (animated series)

Cyborg: "Hey, I know where we are! We're in that place where I didn't know where we were before!"

Cyborg: (singing, imitating show's theme song) "When there's trouble you know what to dooo....
Call Cyborg!
He can shoot a rocket from his shoooe!
'Cause he's Cyborg!
Do do do do or somethin' like that
Na na na na, yeah, big fluffy cat! That's right!"

Starfire: "Kick the butt!"

Starfire: "Some of your Earth ways are still strange to me. But that was 'just plain freaky', correct?"

Starfire: "This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful!"
Cyborg: "Uh, Starfire..."
Robin: "...that's mustard."
Starfire: "Is there more?"

Cyborg: "Don't do anything, don't touch anything! Sci-fi rule number 1: You start messin' with the past, you end up with monkeys rulin' the future!"
 
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It's not spoken but Bart ((Kid) Flash) has a shirt that says 'Wizard is about to die, needs food badly'. Gauntlet reference FTW! :D
 
One of the greatest quotes from the "Fantastic Four":

Thing: It's clobberin' time!
 
TEEN TITANS
Starfire: "Perhaps Robin would enjoy potatoing the couch with us."
 
I can't find it at the moment, but I remember this one comic on Superdickery involving the Joker talking about "boners".

After that, I don't think much else will suceed that.
 
No, I've seen every pic on that site.

And that's still the funniest line.
 
Flash referencing the Batman version of Jingle Bells in the JLU cartoon.
 
A couple of my favorites...

Terry trying to escape in the Batmobile from a possessed Superman in Batman Beyond

Terry: How fast does this thing go?
Bruce: Mach 3.
Terry: Is that faster than a speeding bullet?

In Justice League

Green Lantern John Stewart: Flash, don't heckle the supervillain!

Joker: Even you can't disarm one of my bombs in time
Flash: Shut up!
Joker: What kind of reply was that?! You're not even trying.

Green Arrow: Does everything in your world have a sinister motive?
The Question: Yours too. You just don't know it.

I have a ton of others but I think that is enough for now.
 
TEEN TITANS
(from Go!, the origin episode)
Cyborg: Mind telling me why you're always by yourself?
Raven: You heard the kid. I don't exactly fit in.
Cyborg: He's green, half of me is metal, and she's from space. You fit in just fine.

BATMAN BEYOND
(Terry is driving/flying the futuristic Batmobile for the first time)
Bruce: Careful. You dent it, no allowance.

(Terry puts the Batmobile into a spin, making the camera view in the Batcave spin around as well.)
Bruce: Can you not do that?
Terry: Sorry.

JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED
(The Great Brain Robbery)
Dr. Polaris: Hey...aren't you going to wash your hands?
Flash (in Luthor's body): No! Because I'm evil.
 
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Time for some Marvel related quotes:

Ultimate Avengers:

Tony Stark: [to Natalia] I'm free for nightcaps later. Interested? You can bring your gun.

If that isn't proof Iron Man isn't nuts I dunno what is.

Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?

Spider-Man TAS:

Mary Jane Watson: What are you doing here?
Spider-Man: A 500 foot geyser in Washington Square, and you're wondering why I'm here?

Spider-Man: This is starting to sound like a bad comic-book plot!

Oh cruel Irony, Spidey....

X-Men TAS:

[Wolverine slices open a door]
Beast: [holding a set of keys] Ahem, the guard's keys.
Wolverine: So I'll buy 'em a new door!

Storm: [at a filing cabinet] It's locked.
Wolverine: [sticks his claws in] Unlocked.

That's enough for now.

LX
 
One of the best quotes from the first volume of the Fantastic Four comic book:

Thing: Shucks, you ain't seen nothin' yet! In fact, I got a real threat in store for ya now...Just in case ya lost yer wristwatch or somethin', I'm gonna show ya what time it is...It's Clobberin' Time!

Justice League and Justice League Unlimited:

Flash: [buying time defending Green Lantern] Ahem. Right. Sure. But first, I'd like to say a few words about... about habeus corpus. Yeah, habeus corpus! And ipso... facto! Phi Beta Kappa!

Flash: [still defending Green Lantern] Have you asked yourself, "why this rush to judgment?" If the ring wasn't lit, you must acquit, and furthermore...

Flash: Picture it - The sun. The sea. Hundreds of women just like her running around, and me: the first man they've seen in... oh, maybe forever. Oh, and look what I brought: Iced mochas for everyone! Sweet.
Martian Manhunter: I fail to see the attraction.
Flash: Man, you really are from Mars.

[Hawkgirl walks by with a tray of cookies.]
Flash: Hey, Cookie.
Hawkgirl: One word and you'll be the fastest man alive with a limp.

Flash: [dreaming] Oh... Swirly lights... fuzzy grilled cheese... [wakes up] Huh? What happened?
Wonder Woman: Flash, you did it!
Superman: You saved everyone today.
Wonder Woman: How are you feeling?
Flash: Actually, kinda faint! I think I need some mouth-to-mouth.
Hawkgirl: He's fine.

Martian Manhunter: Though we gather here today, bound together in sorrow and loss, we share a precious gift. We are, all of us, privileged to live a life that has been touched by Superman. The Man of Steel possessed many extraordinary gifts, and he shared them with us freely. None of these gifts were more remarkable than his ability to discern what needed to be done, and his unfailing courage in doing it, whatever the personal cost. Let us all strive to accept his gift, and pass it along, as an ongoing tribute to Kal-El of Krypton, the immigrant from the stars, who taught us all how to be heroes.

Batman: What'd you get him?
Wonder Woman: I'm not saying anything [whispering] He'll hear, and spoil the surprise.
Batman: He can hear that, too.
Wonder Woman: How about you?
Batman: He's not the easiest person to buy birthday presents for. [holds up an envelope]
Wonder Woman: Bruce... you didn't get him a gift certificate?
Batman: [offended] No! ...cash.

Kid Wonder Woman: That's ENOUGH!
Little girl: You can't tell us what to do! Your not our mom!
Kid Wonder Woman: No, but I promise, we will find all your moms. And I'm gonna tell!
Little girl: Well, what should we do?
Kid Wonder Woman: Go outside and wait for your parents. NOW! [kids groan and leave]
Kid Green Lantern: [to Batman] Your girlfriend sure is bossy.
Kid Batman: Shut up!

Kid Wonder Woman: I guess I'll go with Clark. Unless I should go with you...
Kid Batman: Whatever.
Kid Superman: I'm fine to go with Diana.
Kid Green Lantern: So Bruce and I are good to go?
Kid Wonder Woman: I changed my mind. I'll go with Bruce, and John can go with Clark.
Kid Batman: Whatever!
Kid Superman: What's with them?
Kid Green Lantern: Man! For someone with like, fifty different kinds of vision, you are so blind!
Kid Superman: What?
 
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GrnMarvl13 said:
Image in question.

And if THAT tops your list, you've OBVIOUSLY not explored that site as much as I have (so many hours doing pointless things).
Click to expand...

MARVEL: ULTIMATE ALLIANCE
"Time for some fun stuff"-Moon Knight
"Hey, look everybody, I won, I won!"-Deadpool
"Did I win a new car, too?"-Deadpool again
"And now I'm better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does"-Deadpool yet again(NOTE:This quote was also mentioned on another topic LOL)

Among others...
 
Calvin & Hobbes

Susie: Hey Calvin, you want to play "House"?

Calvin: I don't know. How do you play?

Susie: Okay... First, you come home from work. Then I come home from work.

Susie: We'll gripe about our jobs, and then we'll argue about whose turn it is to microwave dinner.
 
More quotes from Justice League and Justice League Unlimited:


Wonder Woman: [practicing to return to her mother] You look more radiant than ever! ... No. Gone, mother? I was never gone. I was in my room... alone... for eight months... definitely not. ... The world was in peril! Would you have me stand by and do nothing?! ... Hera, give me strength...


Wonder Woman: [walking through a mall] It's like some kind of temple.
Superman: Yes, for those who worship their credit cards.

Flash: I can't think - I'm tired and hungry...
Detective: Maybe some coffee will help. How do you take it?
Flash: Cream and 37 sugars. [the detective starts, then looks at him strangely] Really.


Flash: Let's see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that...
Green Lantern: He talked to you.
Flash: Yeah, right after I stopped his car.
Green Lantern: I'm supposed to believe this?
Flash: Hey, we've both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.
Saleswoman: It's the latest scent! You wear this, and you'll have to beat the men off with a stick.
Wonder Woman: Believe me - I don't need a stick.


Wonder Woman: Amazons don't steal. It's against our code. And we never leave the island.
Batman: Never?


Hawkgirl: But who wants to live in a world without men?
Wonder Woman: They can't possibly be that essential to your life.
Hawkgirl: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Princess.

Wonder Woman: You're a strange one, Steve Trevor. You have no special powers, yet you're willing to risk your life here. Aren't you afraid of dying?
Steve Trevor: Some things are worth dying for, Angel.

Child: That was some sweet banter, Uncle Flash, but what's a cur?
Flash: It's... a bad person! I guess...
Child: Ok... So why didn't you just say that?
Flash: Well, I...
Child: And do people really talk so much when they fight?
Flash: I, uh... Hey! How'd you like a snack?

[Batman is imprisoned; The Flash rapidly pushes buttons on a nearby control panel.]
Batman: What are you doing?
The Flash: Trying every possible combination.
Batman: 9-1-9-3-9.
[Flash pauses, then punches it in, opening the door.]
Flash: How'd you know?
Batman: They're the same numbers I use. What did you do?
Flash: I sped up my heart until it looked like it flat-lined.
Batman: I didn't know you could do that.
Flash: Neither did I, but I had to come up with something if you weren't going to.
Batman: I couldn't - not with him anticipating everything I could ever think of. But who could anticipate you?

The Flash: Wow. Someone sure did a number on this place.
Ultra-Humanite: Actually, I hadn't even started... Do you believe the horrendous amount of public funding spent on this so-called art? It's garbage! An affront to any decent human aesthetic!
The Flash: Oh-kay, I'll just take you back to prison, where you won't have to look at the ugly old sculptures anymore.

Batman: Patience, princess. Intergang moves in mysterious ways.
Wonder Woman: Tell me about it. What use could they possibly have for the Rosetta Stone?
Batman: We'll find out soon enough. And in the meantime...
Wonder Woman: I know. Patience.

Wonder Woman: Don't you ever wish you were down there?
Batman: I'm down there all I need to be.
Wonder Woman: Yes, but it's just a job to you. I'm talking about going down there and having some fun. Maybe... maybe with someone special.
Batman: ...
Wonder Woman: No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.
Batman: One: dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: you're a princess from a society of immortal warriors; I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues. And three: if my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me, through her.
Wonder Woman: [Crushes a stone gargoyle head with her hand] Next?

B'Wana Beast: [introducing himself to Zatanna] B'wana Beast. How ya doin'?
Zatanna: My legs are fine. As is the rest of me. Up here. [pointing to her face]
B'wana Beast: Woah, she's got the fire of a cheetah in her. Grr.
Zatanna: [to Batman] Why are you doing this to me?

B'wana Beast: [Talking to pigs, trying to find Wonder Woman] C'mon guys, help me out. Newcomer, silver bracelets. Kinda stuck up.

Green Lantern: Diana's carrying a grudge.
Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
Green Lantern: What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. [pause] I'm very happy.
Batman: Uh-huh.
Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Green Lantern: Uh-huh.
Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow another distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?
Wonder Woman: [standing right behind him] Don't let that stop you - keep digging.

Flash: Could it hurt them to show me just a little respect?
Elongated Man: Tell me about it, I've been at this longer than you and they still treat me like comic relief.
Flash: Better than being treated like a teenage sidekick! I mean, I was one of the original seven! Tell me the truth, Ralph, do I seem immature to you?
Elongated Man: [shown playing "Brawlin' Bots" with The Flash] Not in the least.
Flash: Ha! I bopped your block off!
Elongated Man: That... that's not fair, the green guy's arms are longer!
Flash: Are not!

Martian Manhunter: Flash-
Flash: Yeah, I know, I know, I went behind your back! But look how everything turned out! We boom back here for you, the switch went off perfectly, and now we've got Kalibak locked up on Earth where neither side can use him!
Martian Manhunter: You don't-
Flash: So, yeah! I did go behind your back, but you know what? I'd do it again! What do you say to that, big guy?
Martian Manhunter: I was only going to ask if you wanted to play brawlin' bots. [smiles]
Flash: ...dibs on the green one! [zooms away]
Martian Manhunter: I wanted the green one...
 
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Pretty sure it's Robin: Who the hell are you anyway, giving out orders like this?

Batman: What are you, dense? Are you retarted or something? Who the hell do you think I am? (Then, in a different word bubble...) I'm the goddamn Batman.

Come on. Does it get better than that?
 
During the Beast Wars, they saw Optimus Prime heavily damaged, Megatron fled when the Maximals made it to the base.

Optimus Primal: *GASP* Well, that's just prime!
Rat Trap: Well, what's left of him anyways.

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[Jurassic Park]
Hammond: Fantastic, fantastic, I bring the scientists to defend me and the only one on my side is the blood sucking lawyer!
Lawyer: .... Thanks...?
 
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