Favourite Quotes

[Pidgeot]

Here's my favourite quotes from tv:

Can you believe it? When I went outside, I saw a naked couple having sex in the back seat of my car! And when I told them to get out, they asked me to put some clothes on! Can you believe it?

Mrs.Johnson can't come because her mother is ill, Mrs.Whitfield can't come because her grandmother is ill, and Mrs. Taylor can't come because her great grandmother is ill.

Oh, this is just great! I was waiting all day for this glass to get stuck on my head! I waited all afternoon for this to top off my day!

 

[Jimiinthesky]

mines from ewan mcgreggor from long way down
imagine him doing a super posh english accent


'HELLO! WE'RE FROM THE BBC, ANY SNUFF?'

 

[Pidgeot]

The name's Bond. James Bond.

Affirmative, master!

 

[Aladar]

Oh, dont'get me started on movie quotes... here's my last favourite from Star Wars: The Clone Wars:

*CIS droids are trying to enter a republic base, thinking that the previous platoon had already captured it*

Droid: Open up! It's us!

Clone tropper: *opens the door* You didn't say "please"! *starts shooting with his BFG*


And another one from the same ep:

*The droids had finally captured the base and the same clone trooper is hurt and lying on the ground*

Droid *to another droid*: Do we take prisoners?

Clone trooper: I don't. *insert insanely awesome big KA-BOOM here*

 

[Soundspeed]

Oh, geez. Mine come from all over the place, lol.

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln

"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality."
- Richter Abend, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World

"Die? Didn't you know? ...Spartans never die."
- Kurt-051, Halo: Ghosts of Onyx (I'm a nerd, I know)

"If good things lasted forever, do you think we'd appreciate how precious they really are?"
- Hobbes, Calvin & Hobbes

There are more; those are just the ones off the top of my head.

 

[Pidgeot]

"30 years before our old house was destroyed, I planted an apple tree. I was hoping that I would get many apples from it- so I cared for it, and loved it, trying to make it happy. And I never got a bloody apple!"
-Victor Meldrew, One Foot in the Grave

 

[Clefable]

Red Dwarf, Episode 1

Rimmer: Is that a cigarette your smoking, Lister?
Lister: No, It's a chicken

 

[Zynetic]

Do good, reap good; do evil, reap evil.

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

A fool judges people by the presents they give him.

Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Love is everything it's cracked up to be…It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.

To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give. That takes courage, because we don't want to fall on our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt.

I have a million more, but I don't want to bore you.

 

[ashfangirl]

"Haha! That guy got hit on the head with a coconut!"
-Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants


"Have you ever realized the characters in manga and anime always go to the same school whether they're stupid or smart? I mean, what's up with that?"
-Konata Izumi, Lucky Star


"Gah! Owned by some kid!"
-Galactic Grunt, Pokemon Platinum


"I hope she made lots of spaghetti!"
-Luigi, Hotel Mario


"Hey, I wanna talk to you, you idiot!"
"Who're you calling an idiot, idiot?"
-Naruto and Shikamaru, Naruto


"If ye be eatin somethin with cucumber, yer doin it right!"
-Bus Driver, Animal Crossing: City Folk


Yeah, mostly video games and animes.

 

[Turtle Tamer Kammy]

"Why finish one thing when you can almost finish six?"- Ty Pennington on having ADHD

 

[Wonder Happiny]

Spoiler

I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bicoastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave, but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted, cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time-to-time I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging a bullet, pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic; a working rageaholic. Out of rehab, and in denial. I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless, I'm an alpha male on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid back but fashion forward. Up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance. Super-size, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready, and built to last. I'm a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk, head-case. Prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my E-Mail, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini mall;I bought a mini van in a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll free, bite sized, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock. Rough tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt. And I'm hanging tough, over and out.

-George Carlin.

 

[Glitchipedia]

Teal'c...what's with the hair?

Don't cry, Mewtwo. You're alive. And life is wonderful.

Life is wonderful...but why?

Make it so.

I believe I speak for all of us when I say...to hell with our orders.

Button, O button, O where hath thou fled?
Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread?
Did thee roll off my bosom and cease to exist?
How I wish I could follow thee into the mist...

Looking? Found someone you have, I would say, hmm? Heheheheh!

Go-go-gadget...Mommy!!!

... ... ... ...

How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha....

Just to name a few.

 

[Falconwing]

Hope is great. We need caffeine.

MY NAME IS SYLAR!

I'm comfortable with morally gray

 

[Clefable]

I found the sorce of the ticking! Its a pipe bomb!

Tropius x Snorlax? Thats as scary as a orca with a neck!

.... then rip the fork free and roar, "BEE-AATCHHHH!"

 

[Falconwing]

HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION

 

[Princess Viola]

All your base are belong to us

Please, stop trying to handle my style.

 

[Falconwing]

Why is the rum always gone?

 

[Omotenium]

Oh no, not the ducks!

 

[DerMißingno]

"He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day."
-unknown

"Wars not make one great."
-Yoda

 

[Falconwing]

You... you memorized it?

I only hope you can find it in your heart, and your mind, to understand and forgive me for what I am about to do. Signed, Jonathan

I suppose it would be foolish to think I was right