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Favourite TV show quotes

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Here's mine:
The Gruen Transfer
(Camera is showing cattle)
Voice:"Here is Alvin and his 200 friends. Unfortunately for Alvin and his 200 friends, they are going to be killed to be made into sausages. "

Voice:"But instead of taking 201 lives, why can't you just take one for a great Aussie Barbeque?"
(Camera changes and shows a Minke Whale.)

What's YOURS?
 
does it have to be TV, not movie? I'll put both.

Movie: "...Someday, that day may never com. But on that day, I will call upon you. so please, accept this as a gift(or as a tribute) to my daughter's wedding Day..."- Don Corleone, The Godfather

show: "... No Need to worry..." Dawn, Pokemon Dimante e Perla (Pokemon Diamond and Pearl)
 
show: "... No Need to worry..." Dawn, Pokemon Dimante e Perla (Pokemon Diamond and Pearl)

The classics. I still say Daijobu is better.

Anyway:

"You know what Shu, I hate you."

"I hate you too Blue Dragon."

-Lines from an-undubbed episode of Blue Dragon(-though that may be fairly obvious)
 
The Simpsons-treehouse of Horror (Part:Mr. and Mrs. Simpson)
Marge:All those nights, I thought you where going out getting drunk, but you where actually KILLING people!?

Homer:I was getting drunk, THEN killing people.
(I actually saw that episode today, and I haven't finished watching it.)
 
Here is a few:

Earthworm Jim:

"NARRATOR: Will Jim and Peter be devoured by the killer ants? Will Psycrow destroy the world? Will the US ever adopt the Metric system? I think not."

If anyones seen Father Ted: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Ted, you'll maybe understand why I like this quote:

"TED: Would you like to go anywhere?
JACK: What?
TED: Would you like to go somewhere?
JACK: Who are you?
TED: I was just asking, would you like to go somewhere now that we're here? Would you like to go for a lovely walk?
JACK: I like cake!
TED: Yes, I, uh, think I'll just stop talking to Father Jack now.
JACK: Where am I? What's that in there? Are those my feet?"

Law & Order: "GREEN: If you're going to lie, be creative or we'll get bored." and "ADAM: Quick! Lock the door. Someone will walk in with a case we can win"

Simpsons: "TV: It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
HOMER: I told you last night, no!" and "HOMER: Homer no function beer well without."
 
"I would rather die trying to do the right thing than live with everything we've done wrong today." -- Jack Bauer, 24
 
She-Ra: Princess of Power

Adora: [Narrating] I am Adora. He-Man's twin sister and defender of the Crystal Castle. This is Spirit my beloved steed. Fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my sword and said "For the honor of Greyskull! I am She-Ra"
She-Ra: Only a few others share this secret. Among them are Light Hope, Madame Razz, and Kowl. Together me and my friends of the Great Rebellion try to defend Etheria from the evil forces of Hordak!

She-Ra: I'm not just crying for Hordak. I'm crying for the saddest thing I know - a wasted life. To be given that most precious gift - the gift of living, to do with as we choose. I'm crying, because this man has chosen to throw it away, and when he goes, nobody will care...

Hordak(singing): Up, up and away, in my wicked doom balloon!

Hordak: WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVIL IS GOING ON HERE?
Perfuma: Lalalalalalala. Well hello there Hordikins.
Hordak:SHE CALLS ME HORDIKINS?:)lol:!)


Trailer Park Boys

[Chastising Ricky into not fighting Off Camera Heckler for calling him Reveen]
Julian: No, this is a problem at home that has nothing to do with me. You've got a lot of anger built up inside of you.
[Off Camera to Julian ]
Heckler: Hey Patrick Swayze!
Ricky: See how does that feel?
Julian: Alright--
Ricky: How the f**k does that feel?
Julian: Yeah that's a bad one. Don't worry about it--
Heckler: It's Patrick Swayze and Reveen!
Julian: Did they just call me Patrick Swayze?
Ricky: Yeah they did.
[Two second pause]
Heckler: It's f**king Patrick Swayze and Reveen!
Ricky: You little f**kers.
Heckler: Hey dirty dancing!

J-ROC: You know'm sayin' everybody that walk on the face of the Earth tryin' to judge the J-ROC, know'm sayin'? See wha'm sayin'? But I ain't shook, 'cause ma-f**kas tryin' to take me out and stuff, but they can't, right? Know'm sayin'?
Tyrone: You're sayin' "know what I'm sayin'" to many times! Eighty or ninety times? That's too many times! Once or twice is cool, but eighty or ninety times, man?!
J-ROC: What are you, from the Department of Know'm Sayin's? You takin' a Know'm census? You countin' my Know'm Sayin's? We're hangin' out, right?
Tyrone: Eight or nine times? That's too many Know'm Sayin's, know'm sayin'?
J-ROC: See wha'm sayin' you're ridin' on my jock, you know'm sayin'? I'm just tryin' to have a good time, you know'm sayin'? and you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's!
Tyrone: That's too many times. Once or twice is cool, but eighty or ninety times, know'm sayin'? No...
J-ROC: How am I supposed to be myself when you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's all the time, you know'm sayin'?
Victoria: J-ROC, I think you're saying it way too much.
J-ROC: Sayin' what?
[all three simultaneously]
J-ROC: Know'm sayin'?
Tyrone: Know'm sayin'.

(Ricky and Sam arguing)

Ricky: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Ricky: F**K OFF.

Hampton: Have you read the bible?
Bubbles: Maybe I have maybe I haven't. What's it to you?
Hampton: Can you read my son?
Bubbles: Well That depends, Can you go f**k yourself?:)lol:)
 
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Sideshow-
"Put the butter-on the butter!"
:lol:Get's me every time.:lol:
 
Pinky And The Brain

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!

Pinky: [after kicking him into the cage bars while doing his Russian dance] Whatcha doin' over there, Brain?
Brain: Pondering your afterlife, Pinky.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Casey Jones: Friends of yours?
Raphael: Brothers, actually.
Casey Jones: Yes, I can see the family resemblance.
Michelangelo: I'm the pretty one. :)lol:)

[The Turtles are watching a football game.]
Raphael: Panthers, rams, bears--they've even got dolphins! You'd think they'd have room for something more... reptilian.
Donatello: The Turtles? My friend, unfortunately the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being "velocity challenged."
[Pause.]
Raphael: Say what?

Shredder: You freaks have been a thorn in my side long enough. No one opposes the Shredder. And now I will have my revenge for our last encounter. Say farewell to each other -- while you still can.
Michelangelo: Oh yeah, Mr. Spikey-Pants? Well, you’re the one who should be saying....uh...farewell to, um... to yourself!
Raphael: Yeah, Mikey. That got 'im.

[Donatello has just distracted a security camera at TCRI with a pigeon finger puppet.]
Michelangelo: I don't know what's scarier: the fact that that worked, or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.
 
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