FFVI Russian Bootleg Script

[Blackjack Gabbiani]

http://web.archive.org/web/20060622...ssageboardsfrm3.showMessage?topicID=209.topic

"WEDGE: Let's put her on a stick. No sense taking any risks."

TERRA: Look, are you helping me?
Is it because of mi maggiccian?
EDGAR: I'll give you 3 reasons:
your pretty has bondaged me!
SecondI'm commiting suicide to know if I'm your special unit
EDGAR: Assumes my technique's getting a bit decrepit. Come find me when feel me rested.
TERRA: Feel free to wonder my hulking. God Crab me the king

'KEFKA: Ahem...one of yous has sandicated on my boots damn damn!"

"KEFKA: Child of a *****!"

"KEFKA: This makes me not the gay!"

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Does anyone have screenshots of this abomination? I need to know how they "translated" the opera.

 

[Marill]

Haha that's funny, I wonder if anymore FF games have been translated as poorly as this *goes on the search for FFVII*

*that link doesn't work for me* still funny stuff

 

[Misty]

This guy are sick.

 

[Marill]

lol I already knew about that one, the PC version fixed it (sadly) and another gem, with Cloud saying something about helping Barret cos if he wont he'll get nightmares o_0 The PC version changed it completely.

Just remembered another one that kinda ruined the mood for the most memorable moment in the game:
"Beacause you are a puppet"
o_0

 

[fate]

Not a bad translation persay, but here's a bootleg FF game that is essentially FFVII on the NES:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPwuj9RlaD8