For Great Justice! Our Hopes Are With Him!

[Habunake]

In the year 20XX, war has begun. The invading Kroboshi Army slowly makes their way throughout the land of Neo Sinnoh, destroying all in their path. Doctor Kamon Senzu, the last remaining scientist, takes an ordinary Bidoof and...with the last bit of technology, rebuilds him...

Oh...can't you see the shining star of hope?
Shooting above our heads, a miracle is happening!
Fight on hero, for us all!
He can protect us...everything can be accomplished!
BOOM! Ass Cannon flying true!
POW! Fuck Yeah Beam...establish peace!
SLASH! Shining floors reflect off your eyes!
SHING! Teen Schoolgirl Handbag...nothing is over till you...
Can...
Fight...
No...
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAIJOBU...BETTERU...BABBARU...KOUSEN....X!
Dreams flying true, over our minds!
A miracle is happening soon...can you feel it?​

Daijobu Betteru, the super fighting Bidoof, is equipped with state of the art technology.

First...his cranium is protected by the PRBPS-24XX Helmet. This helmet is made of pure unbrakeable Noseite.
Next...his head has been replaced by indestructible Mukuonium, which sends out powerful Mukuwaves to utterly destroy his enemies.
Then his normal Bidoof face, enhanced by the ultroneo mustache 43X7, which holds the key codes to command each of his different battle weapons.
The Mudkipz740 Shoulder armor, which permits a powerful pherome that can soothe even the savagest of women.
The almight Broz0ng Cannon, capable of shooting the ledgendary Ass Cannon with 40000 megatons of energy behind it.
On his other arm...the Seaking Cannon, otherwise known at the Poseidon 12. The powerful Fuck Yeah beam can be fire 40 times per Muku second.
Equipped to his left arm is the Teen Schoolgirl Shaymin Handbag, which can alter the fabric of time and space to store an infinite amount of material.
His body is powered by the M-Kippa engine, which has the power of a nuclear bomb. This is his weakpoint...if a collision hits here hard enough, he will explode.
His leg is the Baleen Jet...capable of propelling his entire body at the speed of sounds by sending out incredible amounts of sound waves.
And finally, the almight Swiffer Leg Unit...capable of causing floors to be SuperNova levels of shinyness, utmost defeating the most powerful of foes by blinding them.

 

[Umby]

SAVE ME! I'M TRAPPED IN A BURNING BUILDING!
*Daijobu Betteru Babbaru Kousen shows up*
Hurray! It's DBBK! Save me with your Shaymin Handbag of unlimited storage!
*DBBK accidentally fires his Broz0ng Cannon at me and I explode into a thousand million pieces*


Anyway, funny picture! Too bad it's not Sentret, only Bidoof. Maybe you can make that your next project, The Super Squad of Cruddy Cuddly Cyborg Pokemon! Members are Rattata (or however you spell it), Sentret, Zigzagoon, and Bidoof. Sounds good to me.

 

[Lil Brother]

Oh my fukkin God. XD That's just... wow.

Habunake, have I ever mentioned how much I love you?

 

[Shuko]

There is no word in the English language to articulate the vast level of awesomeness in this picture and its description. A new word must be made to commemorate this occasion. It's better than awesome, and better than slammin', and better than sweet, too. But combine them to make the ultraword "Aweslamweet," and we've come at least a LITTLE closer to capturing its brilliance. A hearty salute is in order. Hup!

*Shuko marks this thread with the
AWESLAMWEET
Seal of Approval.*​

 

[Habunake]

I actually made a story with this guy...he fights for justice in Neo Sinnoh against the evil Kroboshi Army, led by yours truly. Of course he's aided by various friends, such as Syven Gravesdale (the only person who can summon him into action), his faithful lover, Shojou Sue, and their faithful engineer, Lil Brother.



I may post the fic soon...as well as some other sketches of the various mechas involved in the fic.

 

[Yamato-san]

Habu, you crazy bastard. This sounds like it'd make a great tokusatsu (Japanese live-action with costumes and special effects)... one of the best fucking tokusatsu ever. XD I could picture it now... only with that theme of yours in Japanese (with Engrish abound ^^).

あー…輝いてる希望の星を見える？
頭の上に流れて、奇跡が起こす！
ＦＩＧＨＴ　ＯＮ　ＨＥＲＯ、ボクたちの為に！
守られて…何でも出来る！
ＢＯＯＭ！「穴キャノン」真実で飛び出す！
ＰＯＷ！「ファック・イェ～！ビーム」平和を付ける！
ＳＬＡＳＨ！輝いて床瞳に映る！
ＳＨＩＮＧ！女子高生のハンドバッグ…何も終わらないＴＩＬ　ＹＯＵ．．．
ＣＡＮ．．．
ＦＩＧＨＴ．．．
ＮＯ．．．
ＭＯＲＥ！！！！！！！！！！！！！
ダイジョウブ…ベテル…バブル…コウセン…Ｘ（エックス）！
真実で飛んでも、心の上に夢を！
奇跡が起こしてもうすぐに…感じれて？

Aa... kagayaiteru kibou no hoshi wo mieru?
Atama no ue ni nagarete, kiseki ga okosu!
FIGHT ON HERO, boku-tachi no tame ni!
Mamorete... nande mo dekiru!
BOOM! "Ketsu Kyanon" shinjitsu de tobidasu!
POW! "Fakkuye~! Biimu" heiwa wo tsukeru!
SLASH! Kagayaite yuka hitomi ni utsuru!
SHING! Joshikousei no handobaggu... nani mo owaranai TIL YOU...
CAN...
FIGHT...
NO...
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daijoubu... Beteru... Baburu... Kousen... X (Ekkusu)!
Shinjitsu de yonde mo, kokoro no ue ni yume wo!
Kiseki ga okoshite mou sugu ni... kanjirete?​

 

[Kasumi]

Hahahaha. This is so many levels of awesome.

 

[Hanatori]

For great justice, indeed.

Needs moar mudkips.

...er, what I meant to say is that this is strangely awesome. That description wins on many levels.

 

[Pokemon Trainer Nicole]

L-O-L! that thing is like so weird! (but kinda cool in a way...) lol

 

[bell02+]

lol This is soo cool!
It needs to be piloted by Mudkip! A mild mannered mudkip, the eternal enemy of all kricketot! By day: a common mudkip salary-man, by night or in time of need: the masked bippa that pilots the great Daijobu Betteru Babbaru Kousen X! (get it? because the eyes are the same (bippa and mudkip))

He can even die in the second season and have a new hero come back in the Motto Daijobou Babbaru Kousen X NEO 0-Z!

Mudkip, who's own sense of justice and popularity keeps kricketot from ever being more of a starting game pokemon...

*sigh*
They need to make new season of power rangers: Battle Sentai Poke-Ranger..... All these false hopes you are giving me!