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Fortress Anime

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Deep in the Anime Forum...
A secret, mighty fortress of the Bananagarden Republic stands

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(Yes, the Anime Forum is mountains, okay? Shut up.)


Here in this heavily defended stronghold of the Republic, members resisting the radically violent League of Neutral Posters gather to meet.

Diplomat Pie A. Lamode is the first to speak.



Ladies and gentlemen of the Republic, it is only a matter of time before those dogs of the LNP find us here. We cannot continue to parry their attacks, or we will never be able to bring this mess to a resolution. We need a plan.

This territory will be held by the Bananagarden Republic at all costs, so help me Mods.

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But the LNP has ways to deal with secret lairs...

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The secret agent is thrown into a vat of boiling sharks!

Long Live the Republic!
 
Oh please. You know that trying to kill a secret agent in a needlessly complicated deathtrap only invites...

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Damn it, he got away! And now they know the location of our secret fortress!

But did he steal any secret plans?

We didn't make any yet?

Well, good. Onto the secret plans!


*insert dramatic theme music here*


My colleagues, we are being attacked on six fronts.


That is not counting the inevitable assault on our fortress itself. We need a way to push back in all these areas and start setting up defenses in the remaining territories.
 
Bond is Dead!!
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We can't loose this!!!
 
My fellow Bananaguardians, I propose we call upon the Kaiju heroes.

For I know of a Kaiju hero who will gladly aid us in our desperate hour.

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LOS PLANTANOS!

(Or rather just Pedro Plantain. Pablo Plantain died. And then I think he came back as a zombie or something. An evil zombie.)
 
Sorry, the Juggernaut was unavailable.

However...
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World opinion rallies behind the LNP!

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My colleagues, there is no sign of resolution to this conflict.

I am forced to take desperate action.

Don't try and stop me, please.


Diplomat Pie A. Lamode leaves the fortress...
 
Well, on seeing the results of that trip outside, maybe you should have tried to stop her.

When someone says "don't try to stop me", that's usually a sign that they're going to do something you'll want to stop.
 
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Noooo!! Pie!!

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(Hmm, Bell? The Republic is YOUR side :-D)
 
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