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Freestyle pokemon limericks

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Just come up with a pokemon related limerick on the spot.
5 lines, rhyme scheme
Long A
Long A
Short B
Short B
Long A
A's rhyme with eachother, B's rhyme with eachother
Here's my attempt

There was once a pokemon called Ho-oh
Who flew over into Sinnoh
Noone has seen it yet
Hiding atop Mt Coronet
And I can't wait to catch it in heart gold

Not strictly well done on the fifth line xD
 
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There was once a Gallade named A.J.
He was not straight but he was Gay.
He went on a date,
but failed to get laid,
So raped his pal needless to say.

Yeah, I know. The context is a little weird, but ok. Plus limericks need to be dirty as a standard rule.
 
Prepare for trouble
And Make it Double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
We forgot the... bubbles?!

Eh, Team rocket's motto almost fit ~_~
 
ghaskan said:
Prepare for trouble
And Make it Double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
We forgot the... bubbles?!

Eh, Team rocket's motto almost fit ~_~
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sorry, no limerick a limerick is:

Long
Long
short
short
Long

All the long ones rhyme, and so do the short ones.
 
Long A
Long A
Short B
Short B
Long A

all A's rhyme with eachother, all B's rhyme with eachother
 
There once was a mighty Typhlosion
Who had been trained to show no emotion
He thought he could do it
But one day, he blew it
When he stepped on a magma erosion.

Seems this particular Fire-type can't take the heat. How's that for irony? :)
 
There once was a clone named Mewtwo
Whos japanese name is Myuutsuu
He lost his friend Ai
When she went all die-y
So he cried and went "Boo hoo"

XD I failed.

There once was a dad named Licki
Who liked doing things a bit sticky
He's a bit of a pedo
But only when he needs to
Have some fun with his son named Micky
Lickidad!
 
Glitchipedia said:
There once was a mighty Typhlosion
Who had been trained to show no emotion
He thought he could do it
But one day, he blew it
When he stepped on a magma erosion.

Seems this particular Fire-type can't take the heat. How's that for irony? :)
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I love you. That wins.

Let me try one . . .

In a cave that was filled with Clefairy
There was a small Cleffa named Gary
He tried to act cute
But all was quite moot
'Cause Gary was much too hairy!

. . . I know, it sucks. I made it on the spot by the way.
 
This could be fun....


One day a trainer was pissed,
There was one Pokemon that he'd missed,
He tried to catch it
But couldn't outmatch it
That's one more added to the list.


Yeah, sucks, but I did it in like 10 seconds. In my head. Without really thinking. I just wanted the word "pissed" in there XD
 
Pikachu wanted to play
But everyone just called him gay
So he did some training
It was quite entertaining
Then Pikachu zapped them away.

Sweet.
 
The human race used to wield a blade of fire
Then they got in a war and the situation turned dire
the sword was lifted
the thief was gifted
and he managed to find assassins for hire

hmm, maybe I should jsut write the book, and then this would make sense... or not.
 
Lets see if I can make limmerick reference....


I come from a land down Kanto,
Where Piplup blows and Pikachu grow?
Can you feel Pikachu's thunder,
Better stand, right where you are,
I come from a land down Kanto,

I know, it sucked, I'm good at poems though
 
Freestyle limericks, eh?

im a motherfuckin' trainer from pallet town ya see
to catch'em all's my purpose an' red is what they call me
just a ten year old nigga in this pokemon land
gonna travel cross it an' make it to evergrande
but the playa-hatas tryin' to ice me disagree

Ehh...maybe I should just stick with freestyle.
 
Some problems with syllables there, let me try to fix them ;)

Glitchipedia said:
There once was a mighty Typhlosion
He was training to show no emotion
He thought he could do it
But one day, he blew it
When he stepped on magma erosion.
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Clefable said:
There once was a clone named Mewtwo
Whos japanese name is Myuutsuu
He lost his friend Ai
When she went all die-y
So he cried and he went "Boo hoo"

There once was a dad named Licki
Who liked doing things a bit sticky
He's a bit of a pedo
But only when he needs to (<-that doesn't rhyme)
Have some fun with his son named Micky
Lickidad!
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Juuchan17 said:
In a cave filled with Clefairy
There was a small Cleffa named Gary
He tried to act cute
But all was quite moot
BeCause Gary was much too hairy!
Click to expand...

ashfangirl said:
One day a trainer was pissed,
There was one Pokemon he missed,
He tried to catch it
But couldn't outmatch it
That's one more added to the list.
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Dewgong Rain said:
Pikachu wanted to play
But everyone just called him gay
So he did some training
It was quite entertaining
Then Pikachu zapped them away.
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Damn, can't fix it because it's perfect.

Ryuutakesh! said:
The human race wore a blade of fire
In a war and the situation turned dire
then the sword was lifted
and the thief was gifted
he then found assassins for hire
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Charitard said:
I come from a land down Kanto,
Where Piplup blows and Pika's grow
Can you feel his thunder,
stand right where you are, ((<- doesn't rhyme)
I come from a land down Kanto,(<- doesn't rhyme either)
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System Error said:
Freestyle limericks, eh?

Imma trainer from pallet town ya see
red is what everyone calls me
Imma nigga in this land
gonna make it to evergrande
but the playa-hatas disagree
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That limerick has WAY to long lines. I made them all shorther for a corect limerick.


I hope you don't mind me fixing them ^^'
 
don't worry. Mine wasn't even poké related.

Houndoom had a crush on an Espeon
which brought on the wrath of Umbreon
He knew he was licked
Cause he got his butt kicked
when he found himself fighting Vaporeon
 
Hyper Beam.
Not Ice Beam.
Porygon STAB.
The Mon of lab.
Something Beam.

Try level -1 of 10.
 
I have a cute charizard named Andy.
In battles he is quite handy
he blows foes away,
and never complains
and, still he is all fine and dandy.

Rhyming is hard!:(
 
There once was a trainer named Jin
never a battle did he not win
but one day he found
when hitting the ground
that he had been kicked in the shin.

He then rode his bike to Vancouver
where he met a man named Herman Hoover
he said that he lost
his pride had been tossed
but everyone loves a loser.
 
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