Fuck, Marry, Kill - Pokemon Edition

[Suicide by cop]

I feel like that old FMK thread is going nowhere with it's current format, so I've decided to make a new one with a format that is more like a forum game.

Here's how it works: the person above you will post three Pokemon characters (this is not limited to human characters) from any Pokemon media (games, anime, manga, etc) and you have to choose which one to fuck, which one to marry, and which one to kill. There may be some very difficult choices involved. Then you post three characters for the next person to choose from.

Example:

Jessie, James, Meowth

Fuck Jessie, marry James, kill Meowth.

Misty, Hayley (Pokemon Ranch), Elesa

Fuck Elesa, marry Hayley, kill Misty

Red (game), Red (manga), Ash Ketchum

Etc, ect.
Also, if you choose a rather obscure character, a link to their Bulbapedia page would be appreciated.



So I'll start things off like our example user up there.
Jessie, James, Meowth.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Fuck James, Marry Meowth, Kill Jessie.

Ash Ketchum, Brock, Misty.

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

Fuck Misty, marry Brock, kill Ash.

Miror B, Gonzap, Greevil

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Fuck Gonzap, Marry Miror B, Kill Greevil.

Proffesor Oak, Elm, Birch

 

[Suicide by cop]

Fuck Birch, marry Oak, kill Elm.

May, Dawn, Iris

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Fuck Iris, Marry Dawn, Kill May, though I honestly can't stand any of them. Dawn seems to be the most tolerable out of them, though.

Green/Blue (Games), Silver, Hugh

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

Fuck Silver, marry Green/Blue, Kill Hugh.

Gardevior, Jynx, Meloetta

 

[Suicide by cop]

Fuck Gardevoir, marry Meloetta, kill Jynx.

Cheryl, Riley, Marley

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

Fuck cheryl, marry marley, kill riely.

Pike Queen Lucy, May, Tobias (anime asshole)

 

[Water-noctowl]

Fuck Pike queen Lucy, Marry Tobias, Kill may
Brock, Misty, Professor Oak.

 

[Zexy]

Fuck Misty
Kill Prof. Oak
Marry Brock

Cameron Tobias Colress

 

[Suicide by cop]

Fuck Cameron, marry Tobias, kill Colress.

Daisy, Lily, Violet (Misty's sisters)

 

[Zexy]

Come on, with Misty's sisters!
Since I'm bored to even check how they look like, I'm going with the order

Fuck Daisy
Marry Lily
Kill Violet

Fennel, Dr. Fuji, Clay

 

[Water-noctowl]

Fuck Dr, Fuji Marry Clay, Kill Fennel
Jessie, May, Dawn

 

[Fletchling]

Fuck Jessie, marry Dawn, kill May.

Misty, May, Dawn?

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

Fuck Misty, marry Dawn, kill May

Whitney, Candice, Skyla

 

[Water-noctowl]

Fuck Whitney, Marry Skyla, Kill Candace
Iris, Cilian, Ash

 

[Suicide by cop]

Fuck Ash, marry Cilan, kill Iris

Hunter J, Giovanni, Cyrus

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

Fuck Cyrus, marry Giovanni, kill Hunter J.

Pryce, Wattson, Drayden

 

[Suicide by cop]

Fuck Drayden, marry Wattson, kill Pryce.

Wallace, Juan, Marlon