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Funny Christmas that will make you LMAO!!

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(Jingle Bells tune)

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skiis
Over the fields we go
Crashing into trees!
I thought I was dead,
The snow was turning red
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head!!!

My cousin Mathew told it to me. (Yes... he does have 1 "T" in his name)
 
It just occurred to me this topic is badly worded. This is going to make us laugh YOUR ass off?

Aren't you capable of laughing off your own ass? Also, have fun with that, because I failed to laugh, period.
 
Aw, I like it ^_^ it's funny and it beats out that old Batman Jingle Bells thing that's been around since, like, God the 30's or something.

*applauds*
 
That's because you're supposed to laugh HIS ass off, SaturnYoshi. Didn't you read the thread title?

"Funny Christmas that will make you LMAO (laugh MY ass off)!!"
 
I think only he knows if it's working.

Also you'd have to, you know, laugh.
 
MachoMonferno005 said:
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skiis
Over the fields we go
Crashing into trees!
I thought I was dead,
The snow was turning red
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head!!!
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...Actually, I'm pretty sure I've heard this 'version' of Jingle Bells before. You're not original, buddy.

(Needs more 'Jingle Balls', though...)
 
"Deck the halls with balls of Poké! Fa-lalalala-lala-lala!"

*shot*
 
Too bad we can't link streaming stuff, I'd SO be linking "I'm Giving Santa A Pikachu for Christmas" now.
 
did I hear a lone wold howling far off?

This ain't funny (I dont think either) but:

Deck your balls with bells of holly
fa la la la la,
la la la la

Then you will feel quite jolly
fa la la la la,
la la la la

Now I gotta listen to that "I'm Giving Santa A Pikachu for Christmas" song
 
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