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So I had this psychotic hot- headed French teacher. His tie is like 7ft long and he's just about 5ft tall. No one can hear his English so u can just imagine what his French would sound like. There was a day that some kid accidentally splashed 8 drops of water on his head and immediately, just like a train, the drops of water evaporated and steam came out from his ears. '' Wat kind of nonsense is dis? He said. Why did u do that, do i look like your mate? The kid who did it tried to explain but he made his case even worse. '' U are very silly.'' He added. ''For that, u would write 1200 times: I WOULD NEVER THROW MISSILES AT MY TEACHER AGAIN. They were just drops of water. Anyway, feel free 2 post your own stories.
 
once upon a time in tates creek middle there was a Teacher named Mrs.white she was pregnant but noone knew she did her best to hide this new devolpment even with her husband, scince fair roled in and she was getting ofly Fat so zack barka said "Mrs.White have you been eating to much?" Zack got slaped and detention, Jami said "i have the perfect scince fair test!" so he got a book and went to Mrs.White and said "How many meals do you eat in a day?", Jami got slaped and 2 weeks of Detention. my Friend baily had a perfect test so she Said, baily walked up to Mrs.white and said "Whats his name?" mrs white said "Philop..." baily said "that sounds cute, will you sign my year book!" Mrs.White said "sure" so she grabed the pen and signed her book well baily comes up to me with the pen and says "shes Pregnanet..."
and i said "how do you know?" shge showed me the pen with a giant positive on it.
 
In Grade 10 we had to do a project where we reconstructed Pangea using cutouts of all the world continents and some girl thought Madagascar was Madrid. I can't remember why she thought Madagascar was Madrid
 
When I was a senior in high school, I took health, and the boys and girls at one point in the class watched separate cancer awareness videos. We got breast self exams; I think it goes without saying what the guys watched. The girls went to the library to watch the video. These weren't just diagrams; these were ACTUAL GIRLS performing said exams. Everything went pretty well until another class came in the library while the video was still going.

There were still guys in this class that came in. I think you can all imagine what happens when a bunch of guys in a Catholic high school come in the library and find a video of shirtless girls basically feeling themselves up running.

I think I laughed so hard for about an hour after class that day...
 
I was in French class in Grade 10. This one guy said "Jesus Christ" out loud and the teacher said "What was that, young man?", and the guy replied "I was just prayin'!"

^That still cracks me up to this day.
 
When I was in high school a few years ago, I had this English teacher. He was South African and only about 5ft tall. He always had stories of his life in Africa and our class kept telling him to tell us stories so he'd waste time and class would be over. He kept saying how bad drugs were, but you could smell it, in his back closet of his classroom came this sweet sickning smell... he had been puffing away before class, and he did this a lot! Telling us not to do drugs and him puffing away before class!

Also he said once that Ford cast him in a commercial for their big trucks to make them look bigger as him being small, they had to put a tower of books tied up on the trucks pedals so his feet could press them. so this made the truck look bigger.

One other time we had a substatute teacher from San Francisco and we had him for science. He was nuts, a drunk. We kept making fun of him and he got fired for sneaking whiskey in the back room of the science lab before class.

Another time for a year or so, we had this Irish guy for a English teacher and every day he had a random tie... tom and jerry, santa, flintstones... and a lot of them either lit up or played a tune when you pressed button on them, very strange.
 
When I was in ninth grade, my first class was biology. Well, my biology teacher (who had to be in her early sixties) always stood in the exact same spot every single day. So when the Sports Illustrated swim suit edition came out that year, one of the guys in my class decided to play a little joke on her.

He taped a picture of one of the models on the chalkboard with the caption: "Before teaching". He then drew a line to the spot where she stood everyday and wrote: "After a few years". So when she walked in and took her usual place in front of the room, the entire class cracked up.

Thankfully, she took it well. She got a pretty good laugh out of it herself.
 
Shinx3000 said:
Another time for a year or so, we had this Irish guy for a English teacher and every day he had a random tie... tom and jerry, santa, flintstones... and a lot of them either lit up or played a tune when you pressed button on them, very strange.
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Funny, my chemistry teacher is like that too! I remember one day he wore a tie that had a picture of a boy peeing. Classic!
 
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