funny quotes from comics or comics-related shows

[Geodude]

Justice League: Unlimited
Question: "Those little nubs on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their purpose is sinister."

Huntress (on cell phone to Question): "So...what are you wearing?"
Question: "Blue overcoat, fedora."
Huntress: "You really stink at this."
Question: "...orange socks?"

Superman (after Deadman leaves his body): "...you have to eat them with a spoon!...What am I doing in Africa?"

Batman Beyond
Batman: "This is way beyond cool!" (Terry is driving the futuristic Batmobile for the first time.)
Bruce: "Careful. You scratch it, no allowance."

Teen Titans
Raven: "Evil beware. We have waffles."

Spider-Man (MTV series)
Spider-Man (to Kingpin): "Will I be fighting any of your henchmen, or did you already eat them?"

Anybody have more? I do, but I'll post them later.

 

[GrnMarvl14]

"You NEVER touch an Adaptoid" - Iron Man from New Avengers Annual #1

 

[Geodude]

Teen Titans
Starfire: "On my planet we have a name for people like you. You are a CLORBAG VARBLERNELK!"
Beast Boy: "I'm a what-bag?"
Cyborg: "You heard the lady."
Raven: "You are such a clorbag."

 

[Habunake]

I'm guessing Manga doesn't count as Comics....

Anyway, from Teen Titans:

Cyborg: You bet we have a problem.....we need gravy, AND LOTS OF IT!

 

[Lil Brother]

Spider-Man (MTV)

Spidey: I bet the X-Men get to go to parties...

Ultimate X-Men

*Colossus punches through brick wall*

Dazzler: Hey, Kool-Aid Man.

And, of course...

All-Star Batman and Robin

Bats: What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman.

 

[Adamant]

Molten Man: Once I've beaten you there'll be nobody left to stop me!
Spider-Man: Don't kid yourself! There's always Irving Forbush!
Molten Man: Who's he?
Spider-Man: Forget it! It's an in joke!

 

[GrnMarvl14]

"Molly, we're going into battle against dangerous criminals, not collecting Pokemon." - Nico (Sister Grimm)
"I was KIDDING, Nico. And Pokemon stopped being cool, like, a hundred years ago." - Molly

Runaways #15

 

[Lil Brother]

"You boys and your little toys. One of these days I'm going to walk into a room and catch you and Cyclops trading Pokemon figures." -Ultimate Jean Gray in UXM #2.

 

[GrnMarvl14]

"I don't care if it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. He's stealing my Man-Thing!" - Amos Jardine - Marvel Team-Up #68

 

[Geodude]

Teen Titans
Starfire: "This tangy yellow beverage is most delicious!"
Robin: "Uh, Star...that's mustard."
Starfire: (hugs it) "Is there more?"