This fanfic is a joke one. In the first chapter, description is little on purpose. In the second it's ok I hope. It starts off as a Gary Stu but something changes in a few chapters time. This is a joke fic and probably won't get a sequel. I may do a prequal like thing on his back story but maybe not. This is waited PG to PG-13 for mild violence later on I'd say.
Gary Stu and the Joke Fanfic
Chapter One: Description
The boy had been on the inter-webs. He had searched his name and what came up was stuff about characters being invincible. Eating his chocolate muffin, Gary Stu googled “google”. He wore bright red clothes, with no more description to be added.
“I BE THE KING!”
On the inter-webs with him were his Mimephlosion, that was a big creature with fire on it that couldn't talk and couldn't be described as much else, his Mr Pika T, that was a small yellow mouse with a lightning shaped tail and red cheeks that had a Mohawk, it was his starter, oh and you can't forget his random Magikarp of Doom. It was a red fish and nothing more.
“MAGIKARPZORZ!” said his random Magikarp of Doom.
“HEY! GOOGLING GOOGLE COMES UP AS GOOGLE AGAIN! IT'S A CIRCLE OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Gary.
“<Get to the point G-Man. I pity the foo' with no points to prove> MR PIKA T!” said Mr Pika T.
“THE POINT IZ I SHALL LIVEZORZ ON TEH COMPZORZ FOREVERZ!” said Gary.
“<But foo'! You need to get to the ghetto! I mean go to the gyms! I pity the foo' who doesn't gym battle!>” said Mr Pika T.
“<I HYPERBEAMZ SOME SENSE INTO YOUZ!>” said the random Magikarp of Doom. It shot a Hyper Beam at Gary, the beam was yellow. The beam hit Gary head-on the head and it banged into the on key.
Mimephlosion put up a ten sign.
“<THAT WAS A REAL HEAD-ON HIT! I PITY THE FOO' THAT KNOCKED OUT GARY STU!>”
Mimephlosion trapped Mr Pika T in an invisible box to make him shut up.
“I KNOW! I will battle the gyms!” said Gary as he suddenly woke up.
Then his mum came up the stairs. She looked like your stereotypical mum with messy hair and apron.
“You have made to much noise young man! Now you must battle me!”
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Gary-Stu Gary Stu vs.
Stressed Mother Mum
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“Go Dragonite!” shouted Mum as she chuck a pokéball at Gary. Out came a yellow dragon with a pot belly and small wings.
“GO RANDOM MAGIKARP OF DOOM! FEINT!” Gary said.
“UM...PROTECT! WAIT! MAGIKARP ONLY LEARNS TACKLE AND SPLASH!”
“MINE IS TEH OOBERS!”
Dragonite produced a green sphere around it but it was smashed by the random Magikarp of Doom. Dragonite fainted instantly.
“EHHH! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T OF BOUGHT THESE LEVEL ONE DRAGONITES! GO DRAGONITE TACKLE!”
Dragonite charged at the random Magikarp of Doom. It fainted.
“GO MR PIKA T! VOLT TACKLE!”
Mr Pika T got out of the box and charged with electricity at Dragonite.
“<I pity the foo' who looses to a Pikachu!>”
Dragonite fainted.
“Lost...” said Mum.
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“So I heard you like Mudkipz,” she said.
“I do but I wanted to go on a quest,” said Gary.
“OK!”
“Thanks Mum!”
Suddenly the background blanks and out comes a red haired boy in a red track-suit.
“And so our hero can start his journey. Will he find Oak? Will I ever add description? Find out next time on DRAGONBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ZZZZZZZZZZZ! I mean find out next time on GAAAAARRRRRRRYYY STTUUU AANNND THE JOOKKKKKEEE FAANFFIIICCC!”
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Hope you like and I'll start another chapter soon. If I quit a fanfic like I keep doing it will probably be this one and not my other one which I'm working on.
Gary Stu and the Joke Fanfic
Chapter One: Description
The boy had been on the inter-webs. He had searched his name and what came up was stuff about characters being invincible. Eating his chocolate muffin, Gary Stu googled “google”. He wore bright red clothes, with no more description to be added.
“I BE THE KING!”
On the inter-webs with him were his Mimephlosion, that was a big creature with fire on it that couldn't talk and couldn't be described as much else, his Mr Pika T, that was a small yellow mouse with a lightning shaped tail and red cheeks that had a Mohawk, it was his starter, oh and you can't forget his random Magikarp of Doom. It was a red fish and nothing more.
“MAGIKARPZORZ!” said his random Magikarp of Doom.
“HEY! GOOGLING GOOGLE COMES UP AS GOOGLE AGAIN! IT'S A CIRCLE OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!” said Gary.
“<Get to the point G-Man. I pity the foo' with no points to prove> MR PIKA T!” said Mr Pika T.
“THE POINT IZ I SHALL LIVEZORZ ON TEH COMPZORZ FOREVERZ!” said Gary.
“<But foo'! You need to get to the ghetto! I mean go to the gyms! I pity the foo' who doesn't gym battle!>” said Mr Pika T.
“<I HYPERBEAMZ SOME SENSE INTO YOUZ!>” said the random Magikarp of Doom. It shot a Hyper Beam at Gary, the beam was yellow. The beam hit Gary head-on the head and it banged into the on key.
Mimephlosion put up a ten sign.
“<THAT WAS A REAL HEAD-ON HIT! I PITY THE FOO' THAT KNOCKED OUT GARY STU!>”
Mimephlosion trapped Mr Pika T in an invisible box to make him shut up.
“I KNOW! I will battle the gyms!” said Gary as he suddenly woke up.
Then his mum came up the stairs. She looked like your stereotypical mum with messy hair and apron.
“You have made to much noise young man! Now you must battle me!”
/////////////////////////////////////////////
Gary-Stu Gary Stu vs.
Stressed Mother Mum
/////////////////////////////////////////////
“Go Dragonite!” shouted Mum as she chuck a pokéball at Gary. Out came a yellow dragon with a pot belly and small wings.
“GO RANDOM MAGIKARP OF DOOM! FEINT!” Gary said.
“UM...PROTECT! WAIT! MAGIKARP ONLY LEARNS TACKLE AND SPLASH!”
“MINE IS TEH OOBERS!”
Dragonite produced a green sphere around it but it was smashed by the random Magikarp of Doom. Dragonite fainted instantly.
“EHHH! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T OF BOUGHT THESE LEVEL ONE DRAGONITES! GO DRAGONITE TACKLE!”
Dragonite charged at the random Magikarp of Doom. It fainted.
“GO MR PIKA T! VOLT TACKLE!”
Mr Pika T got out of the box and charged with electricity at Dragonite.
“<I pity the foo' who looses to a Pikachu!>”
Dragonite fainted.
“Lost...” said Mum.
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“So I heard you like Mudkipz,” she said.
“I do but I wanted to go on a quest,” said Gary.
“OK!”
“Thanks Mum!”
Suddenly the background blanks and out comes a red haired boy in a red track-suit.
“And so our hero can start his journey. Will he find Oak? Will I ever add description? Find out next time on DRAGONBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ZZZZZZZZZZZ! I mean find out next time on GAAAAARRRRRRRYYY STTUUU AANNND THE JOOKKKKKEEE FAANFFIIICCC!”
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Hope you like and I'll start another chapter soon. If I quit a fanfic like I keep doing it will probably be this one and not my other one which I'm working on.
