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Godmodding (Start-Up)

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Logan flew through the air ready to kick some ass. He landed and released his Infinity pokemon onto an island.
 
hey logan entey said flexing his muscels then logan lookde mean at him he mwan muggeing so entey took out huis punch and punchered him.
 
Logah 'punchered' Entey back. "What the hell!?" he shouted as he turned into a super saiyan and ripped Entey in half.

OOC:TNMH, you just made this RP the best one yet.
 
Fooooooooood Fight!

millionz ov toe may toes flooded teh island.
 
logan bolcked al da toe mayos awy!!!!1111! he goed supper sayin 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999!!!!!!!1 then he throo da son frum spase at da noo gie!
 
then enteys grilfiend came she was the best girflirned she had two big chests and skin and long hair that was longest.
"Hello." She said and started sex emtey.
"no not here latr." entey said and took out hs [pkemn lugai. 'go lugai'/ e sadi.
 
'Hello" sayed Logan to da noo gril. he floo oavr two hur adn maked sex wiht hur. he stoped adn sended owt his faovirte pokeman. 'go VEGETAMON!"
 
I'm gonna steal a Mudkip, Proton thought. He was attached to one's back and fighting other, dumber, protons. "Zoose! Use, universe blast!" The universe exploded, annihilating everything in it, except Proton. "Bzzzert!" Proton said, and a new universe was formed and time sped forward until he was back in present time. Except the Mudkip was gone, of course. "Darn not again!" Proton groaned, causing the event we know as Krakatoa. Proton recalled Zeus and sped up time 150 years. In th distance (like, four inches) he saw a thing who he knew as Entey. He sniffed. Meanwhile, a fissure opened up off the coast of Japan.
 
"Hmm, a new guy," thought Logan as he went super saiyan infinity and blew up the universe. He and his pokemon were the only things still in existance. "DAMMIT!!!!!!" he cursed in rage. He waited for a few billion years until the universe caught up with him. He released all his pokemon: Pikablu,Super Siyan Pikachu, Super Jolteon, Vegetamon, Mr.Popo, Chuck Norris, Mew 1-Infinity, Super Kami Guru, etc.
 
"Go! Day Care Man!" Proton said. Day care man popped out of his Poke ball. "Use Meme attack!" Weegee appeared, and Proton, not wanting to miss this opportunity to catch him, threw a Master Ball. It caught, because Proton thought it would. "Weegee! Use Hyper Beam!" Weegee blasted out an intense beam of light, creating a hole in the wall. Proton scoffed. "Other Hyper Beam!" Weegee sent lasers from his eyes, disintegrating two bystanders. "NO WEEGEE! OTHER HYPER BEAM!" Proton yelled, now frustrated. Meanwhile, people in North Africa and the Middle East started to become angry with their governments. Weegee looked at a man, who turned into a Weegee, who looked at two old ladies, who became Weegees, who looked at a high school AV club, who all turned into Weegees. Suddenly, there was a rumble, and everybody on the Earth became Weegees. Then, the Earth became a Weegee head. Except for Proton and his 'mons. And the Saiyan guy.....
 
"What the fuck!?" cursed Logan as he watched everything around him become an italian plumber. "Never mind, Rebecca Black use Everybody's Russian!" ordered Logan as everyone and everything except Proton, Logan, and their pokemon became Russians. "Now Charlie Sheen, use Tiger Blood!" Charlie glowed orange as black stripes appeared on his skin. His nails transformed into claws as he slashed Weegee in half. "Now use Borrow my Brains!" The Bi-Winning pokemon fired a blast of WINNING energy at Weegee causing his brain to explode from the secrets within Charlie Sheen's mind. Charlie relaxed in the air smoking some charlie sheen.
 
"Shoop Da Woop, fire your LAZAR at the dumbass over there." ordered Logan with a pissed off expression on his face. Shoop Da Woop fired a giant LAZAR at Entey disintegrating him on contact. "Pedobear do your thing." said Logan as he shuddered a bit in fear. Pedobear phased into thin air and reappeared behind Entey's ahes and "violated" them.
 
"Mr. Popo use Hi!" ordered Logan shuddering in fear. Mr. Popo faded away into thin air as the sky grew darker. THe sky turned a pitch black as two gigantic white eyes formed in the sky along with a huge mouth with red lips.

"Hi..." said the face calmly as everything and everyone shit their pants except Logan and his pokemon.

"Now use Pecking Order!" ordered Logan as the face began to talk once more.

"Now here is how it's gonna go around here. Here is the pecking order from lowest to highest. You...the dirt...the worms in the dirt...Popo's stool...Popo...Logan." boomed Popo as he laughed maniacally. Every one except Logan and his pokemon shat brix and became Popo's slave.
 
no ent4y didnt he kilkled mr popo who died hahahaha then stold logan girfirnde she got from him wat she nevr got form logna
 
Proton frowned at all of the Weegee guts and brix everywhere. "Go! Nyan Cat!" Nyan cat's body turned into a Pop Tart as it danced. Suddenly, Nyan Cat sucked in air, taking all of the Weegees and brix with it. "Go! Hitmonclinton!" said Proton. Hitmonclinton said, "Wuh" and a building blew up. Suddenly, a face loomed over planet Earth. It was Scooby Doo. Proton levitated a Poke ball in front of him. He looked at Logan. "We'll have to fight it", Proton said. "Wait, not you!" He looked at the figure behind Logan. Fortran.
 
"Ah, but Mr. Popo can't die he just got bored and left." chuckled Logan. "Chuck Norris, speak brail, hear sign-language, and slam a revolving door!"
 
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