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Stole this from another board.

Simply google your first name followed by these verbs and post the first sentence that comes up:

Q: [your name] needs

Q: [your name] looks like

Q: [your name] says

Q: [your name] wants

Q: [your name] does

Q: [your name] hates

Q: [your name] asks

Q: [your name] likes

Q: [your name] eats

Q: [your name] wears

Q: [your name] was arrested for

Q: [your name] loves



Zak needs... the help of his friends
Zak looks like... my karma whipped cousin, Liam. (wtf?)
Zak says... I subscribed to omgoctopus before it was cool ^_^
Zak wants... you to join their Crime Organization in Crime, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace.
Zak does... some crunches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F52A09CkpMc
Zak hates... teddys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-5SyonPgTQ
Zak asks... if they are sure it exists, and Drew tells him that their piece of the Kur Stone says that the creature's horn is one of the keys to opening Kur's tomb.
Zak likes... Pajamas.
Zak eats... a damn spider.
Zak wears... a green shirt.
Zak was arrested for... (no results found, so...) ZACK was arrested for armed robbery in the year 2014 in Hanah, OH, under the alias Michael Hanover.
Zak loves... SINGAPORE!!!! (wtf?)
 
Alexandra needs to steal Mary's stylist.
Alexandra looks like when she eats her finger.
Alexandra says Hallelujah as first single tops the charts.
Alexandra wants respect on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Alexandra Does Not Win X Factor.
Alexandra hates men. (WHAT? O_O;)
ALEXANDRA ASKS LOYALTY FOR SON.
Alexandra likes her men strong and unpretentious.
Alexandra Eats with Factory Girls and Children in the East End of London.
Alexandra wears a gown of green silk with a fitted bodice.
Alexandra was arrested for Read the BAYWATCH news story. (o_O)
Alexandra loves MySpace.com <-- so NOT true.
 
Dan Needs Your Help!
Lin Dan Looks to Stretch Winning Streak at Japan Open ...
dansays' Photostream
dan wants to be a stripper by brarrr (o.o)
Dan Does It
DAN HATES SPAM
Blogger Duran Dan asks a question we should all be asking: What's it all about, Georgie?
What Dan likes about being 16
Dan Eats 50 Warheads
Dan wears Ginch Gonch (It linked to a gay underwear model D:D:D:D:D:D:)
Daniel was arrested for double murder and sent to jail.
Dan Loves Me
 
1. Barbara needs to move her focus from herself to others and learn to love in order to receive love from other people. (Ouch!)
2. Barbara looks like a mime?? (WTF?)
3. Barbara says, “You’re very sexy!”
4. Barbara wants West Virginia to stay wild and wonderful.
5. Barbara does bailouts. [Not with my checking account balance.]
6. Barbara hates men. [Again, WTF?]
7. Barbara asks Elena about her resources.
8. Barbara likes responding as much as Rosie likes commenting.
9. Barbara is the person eating the candy and I am the one holding the candy.
10. Barbara wears a purple, rubberized almost skin-tight material. [Not on Mondays, I don’t.]
11. Aide to Barbara Boxer arrested for kiddie porn. [This was the only sentence I found that didn’t have the words Santa Barbara in it.]
12. Barbara loves you.
 
Dylan needs a way to specify output formats for floats.
Here's what Dylan looks like a day after his encounter with the evil coffee table.
Bob Dylan says Barack Obama is 'changin' America.
Natalie Dylan Wants To Give Kim Kardashian Her Virginity.
Dylan does it – with a little help from his friends.
YouTube - dylan hates black people. (DISCLAIMER: No I don't.)
Who was that girl? Bob Dylan asks in Brazil.
dylan likes towels.
dylan eats shit Video by Capt. Caucasian - MySpace Video
On July 4th, 2004 Dylan was arrested for 2nd degree murder.
Dylan Hears a Who! Dr. Suess interpreted via Bob Dylan.
Bob Dylan Loves Obama: "Redefining The Nature Of Politics"

So like 4 Obama results. Crazy.
 
1. Saturn needs discussion at the AutomobileMag.com forums.
2. Saturn looks like a ball that is being squished.
3. Saturn Says: If every American had to pool-boy for these people ...
4. Saturn wants us to get serious about seeking medical attention for symptoms or illnesses.
5. Saturn Does the Wave in Upper Atmosphere.
6. Saturn hates automatic transmissions?
7. Saturn Asks Consumers To 'Rethink American' In New Campaign
8. Saturn likes to brag that the Aura has a V-6 engine standard, while rivals have four-cylinder powerplants in their base models.
9. To prevent this coming to pass, Saturn would eat each of his children as soon as they were born.
10. Saturn moon wears 'tiger stripes''
11. Detectives arrested Dwight after determining that he was the driver of the Saturn and the suspect who pointed the gun at the salesman during the robbery.
12. Saturn loves work, Uranus loves to roam wild and free.

Last one is so not true. Can't speak for Uranus, though...
 
Henry needs a drink
Henry looks like a crow
Henry says winning with Red Bulls will sell soccer to New Yorkers... o_O
Henry wants all blacks to 'smash whales'... WTF?
Henry hates golf
Henry does Morning Joe
Henry asks Obama about FOCA...?
Henry likes camo
Henry eats people :lol:
Henry wears out welcome in Cincinnati
Henry was arrested for ballet fraud
Henry loves you madly...???
 
Sarah loves pop culture.
Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse.
.....

Okay, none of these make sense, I'll stop now...
 
Q: Monica needs Facebook. (Ironic, since I don't have it)

Q: Monica looks like in Japanese.

Q: Monica says Grammy Noms Confirm her comeback. (Sweet, I'm coming back! From nomming Grammys, apparently...)

Q: Monica wants it. (DO NOT WANT)

Q: Monica Bellucci does a Demi Moore.

Q: Monica hates ticks.

Q: Monica asks Can she have Canadian slaves? (O.O!!)

Q: Monica likes to laugh.

Q: Monica eats some yoghurt.

Q: Monica wears a ruffled, gingham frock for canoeing.

Q: Monica was arrested for having a sexual relationship with a boy who has not yet stgarted high school. (WUT)

Q: Monica loves him. (!?)

My Prognosis: WUT...
 
Amber needs to lose a few pounds.
Amber looks like she's about to strangle Jenn
Amber says I just tell them, 'We don't want one”
Amber wants stop saying no cuz your church says it's eeeeevil.
Amber does definitions and word differences
Amber hates him but misses him sometimes
Amber asks for the secret menu at jamba juice.
Amber likes this boy and his name is ally
Amber eats my food adventures in Los Angeles.
Amber wears a male hanbok for Chuseok photoshoot.
Amber was arrested for allegedly having sexual intercourse with one student.
Amber loves lexi.<<333's profile on Formspring.


I see...
 
Matt needs someone to bend him over and give him 20 paddles.
Matt looks like a miniature version of his father in his tiny driver's suit that is splashed with sponsors such as Coca-Cola.
Matt says, "This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 at 10:40 am and is filed under Matt Cutts, seo."
Matthew wants to know why a girl is answering his friend's phone.
Matt does a quick bit of fingering. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ShRXL_ICGk
5 things Matt hates http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiVIPqGNUtU
Matt asks Lita to marry him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_1NckEr5Ro
Matt likes to rant when he is drunk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP41H0GX_PU
Matt eats his own puke http://www.spike.com/video/matt-eats-his-own/2733016
Matt Wears, Miscellaneous Crew: Unconscious.
Matt was arrested for fondleing and messing with a police officer.
Matt loves to ride the pole!

O_O


 
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