Guess that reference!

[TheGoldenToon]

No idea.

"Look out! It's an ambush! Circle the wagons! Throw me a shotgun! Get the womenfolk inside! Oh... I really must stop watching human television. Oh screw it... DESTROY THEM ALL!"

 

[tazmily menace]

no clue

"Yes, alright, okay. This is getting tiresome. I'm surprised you haven't got anything better to do. I know I have. You've proven you can break screens. Proven. Factual. Well done. Good. Aren't you little miss clever. Little miss smashy-smash."

 

[Pigrider09]

No idea

There's a reason Pokemon is called Pokemon and not Ash Ketchum

 

[TheGoldenToon]

Don't know. It sounds like it could be from a Youtuber/Poketuber or a Let's player.

“There. (yelling) THAT'S HOW YOU GET RID OF A MONSTER, YOU BIG, FAT, DOO-DOO HEADED NINNIES!”

 

[tazmily menace]

no idea

"JUST SHUT UP. DRY YOUR CRYBABY EYES, STOP BEING A COWARD, AND GO FIGHT JACK NOIR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Homestuck.

"Remember, kids! A smart man knows when it's time to run like a little bitch!"

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

I dunno...

"Being a successful entrepreneur requires a thorough knowledge of popular products, and when it comes to yoyos, to be one is to know one."

 

[tazmily menace]

no clue

"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."

 

[Dubious Disc]

Portal (2, I think)

"You are too big to be a slug. Just get lost."

 

[guzmania]

mega man zero, and perhaps it is the funniest quote from that game without context

"I fucking love air conditioning."

 

[toastghost]

omori

"[redacted] is dating a high schooler!"

 

[tazmily menace]

scott pilgrim!

“You're a nasty little sewage boy, aren't you, Dr. Freeman?"

 

[c la fet]

Half Life ?

"I know ash ! Don't tell me I don't!"

 

[TheGoldenToon]

I don't know, but somehow I know it's not Pokemon.

"We are not establishing a democracy in this house! THIS is a DICTATORSHIP! And I RULE WITH AN IRON ****!"

 

[helperman]

No clue.

"You scratch my paint, I scratch yours"

 

[ComicMimic]

No idea T-T

”You should call your listeners ~angels~”

 

[Pigrider09]

No idea

'Shake the tree and knock the great sloth down on his ass'

 

[tazmily menace]

no clue
"Yes... that's right. That is the song. Oh! Giegue! I loved him... I loved him, as if he was my own child... He was always wagging his tail, just like a pup... EXCEPT for when I tried to SING him lullabies..."

 

[Cress]

Uh I think Earthbound?

If you're cuter, monsters won't hit you as hard.

 

[Dubious Disc]

Undertale

"Name one word that starts with G pronounced like J."
"Gentrification."
"Shoot, should have thought of that! I was just in San Francisco."