Why me? Why is it that all the other Pokemon can be caught in the wild? Why is it that I have to sit around in the middle of a volcano and wait for someone to find me? It's not fair. I'm lonely. And you know WHY no one comes down to catch me? Apparently, it's because i'm scary. Scary?! Am I really that scary? Okay, well, my face might be a bit ugly and craggy. And I could really use a pedicure. But I don't think i'm scary. I'm just a big, lovable rock monster! So why don't you make your way down your nearest volcano, and visit me? I could really use a friend.