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COMPLETE: Heatran's thoughts

Ha-Chan

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Why me? Why is it that all the other Pokemon can be caught in the wild? Why is it that I have to sit around in the middle of a volcano and wait for someone to find me? It's not fair. I'm lonely. And you know WHY no one comes down to catch me? Apparently, it's because i'm scary. Scary?! Am I really that scary? Okay, well, my face might be a bit ugly and craggy. And I could really use a pedicure. But I don't think i'm scary. I'm just a big, lovable rock monster! So why don't you make your way down your nearest volcano, and visit me? I could really use a friend.
 
Stop posting these. Seriously. Or at least create a thread for all of them.
They have poor grammar and a strange style and short lengths.
 
Oooh, worry not. I am light and fluffy as a cloud. It also appears as though there is a thread for these right here. So, go ahead!
 
Yes, I would prefer if you put your stories about Pokemon there. Having separate threads for them all is long and tedious.
 
Please note: The thread is from 16 years ago.
Please take the age of this thread into consideration in writing your reply. Depending on what exactly you wanted to say, you may want to consider if it would be better to post a new thread instead.
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