Hoity Toity is Equestria's alpha stallion!

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

I get all the stallions!

A partial list of the colts I have successfully seduced, by number of times - hey, you can't expect me to remember all their names!
-Caramel
-Fancypants
-Prince Blueblood
-Jet Set
-Soarin
-Roid Rage
-Pokey Pierce
-Mr. Orange
-Braeburn
-Big Macintosh
-Doctor Whooves
-Ace
-Hayseed Turnip Truck
-Sheriff Silverstar
-Mr. Cake
-Featherwings
-Pipsqueak
-Crackle

I even get the occasional exceptionally well-dressed mare, too, such as:
-Upper Crust
-Rarity
-Princess Cadence
-Princess Celestia
-Silver Spoon

I am truly Equestria's alpha stallion! There are no limits to my sex appeal nor to my sexual appetite! :banana::naughty:

 

[No Lynch]

~looks at thread~

~shoves thread in garbage~

 

[hurristat]

Bahaha no.

Let's send this thread TO THE MOON.