How Dead are you

[Raichuu]

The object to your left is your only weapon in the future Zombie Apocalypse


Example: Pillow

 

[TheShinyMiner]

My man-made GLaDOS pony... MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS SCIENCE!

 

[Taco]

My Wii?

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Now I am using my PC in my room and it is a...Life size model of Cloud's Sword. BETTER START SHARPENING IT!!

 

[Synthesis]

My pillow would provide some protection, I guess?

 

[Taco]

Now my AP World History book is my only weapon...

 

[Pain Split]

My giant teddy bear... what good will that do?

 

[Taco]

Now it's my wallet!

 

[TheShinyMiner]

My robotic Chuck Norris... MY WEAPON IS READY

 

[Orion]

A wall.

 

[FuryCutter]

A chair.

 

[Pain Split]

A... cup? What? Wait, a cup is a cylindrical shape. I flip the Trap Card: Magic Cylinder! Zombie takes damage equal to it's ATK Points! Hmm, I guess a cup is useful in a zombiepocalypse after all...

 

[Taco]

My 3DS? !!! I have Pokemon Black Version in it! I can use my Pokemon to undead behinds!

 

[Synthesis]

My regular DS, also with Pokemon Black in it would distract the zombie hordes

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

My radiator? Well, it is heavy and has sharp edges, but I'm not sure how to get it off the wall.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

My cat licking it's @$$.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

A pillow.

All the pillow fights I've gotten into over the years shall serve me well.

 

[Taco]

A book? I'm gonna go educate the zombies back to their graves!

 

[Crystal Onix]

An inflatable bed. Please let me be next to a river when the zombies come.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

An electric pencil sharpener.

I guess if I get an absurdly good hit in there I could run away or something.