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How would you react to the above situation?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Paypal is linked anyways.

When you go to the store to get some groceries, yet they don't have what you're looking for from the same brand as you always get.
 
Buy them anyways

Your parents ask you how to fix "the Google" (which I find VERY annoying)
 
If it was the real world, RIP me unless I am free from my parent's rules. It it was in the Pokemon world, I'll continue serving under Maxie :p

You realized that you have overslept, and you are really late for work!
 
*Throws the apple and vomits out the maggots in the toilet*

You get teleported to dinosaur island! :p
 
Might as well listen to the music.

Also dang Borgy, I wanted to respond to ME's post, so here's a bonus!

Did you have fun playing with your toy dinosaurs, little Engie? Don't forget to take that "Super Paper" thing home with you!

A small tree falls on top of your parent/guardian in front of you.
 
*Due to my misanthropic-like nature, just ignores him/her and informs someone instead to save him/her*

You meet me IRL
 
(Honestly, there's not much difference between the reactions of myself and my current avatar, but I'll give it a go!)

...Well, I don't really know what you're like in real life. But judging from my general personality, I imagine it would be quite awkward, and I would probably want to leave as soon as possible. I'm quite shy.

You go skydiving.
 
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE!!!!! :eek:

Someone messed up your keyboard and as a result, the Caps Lock button is turned on (but has been removed), meaning that you can only type in capital letters
 
I would use it to see and kidnap some dinosaurs for scientific purposes

You hear on the news that Half Life 3 is out!
 
Puke. Scream. Throw myself against the wall and cry myself into a delicious coma. Then begrudgingly wake up, realize that it is not without it's concessions and head to the Middle East to overthrow IS. Once I've wiped the shell fragment laden floor with them, I'd try and impress the Star Wars cast despite my anime hideousness.

You are confronted by a horde of tiny Snokes armed with sharp twigs. They all know how to wield lightning.
 
construct some rudimentary rubber armor and take a bat to each of their heads

You've been informed someone close to you will die within the next week
 
Have a breakdown. Weep uncontrollably, probably not mannishly, plead with God and hold onto said person doggedly - as though my presence alone could stave off the inevitable. After their demise, I'd just fall apart into virtual confetti. I'd be shredded. Torn apart. Dead. Crippled at my prime by the injustice of life, and left with a void that cities could not fill. Then I'd purposely go to hell just so I could stab the devil with the sword manifestation of my agony.

A famous director offers to cast you as his lead, one one condition... :oops:
You have to drink ketchup in your tea. Which will be a lot. (take it from me this is no picnic)
 
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