How would...

[reshikrom]

You deal with a pokemon if you found one in real life,and you had to get rid of it anyway you wish,but with ordinary objects?

If I ran into a Tentacruel while swimming,I'd pull out a taser and a antidote and take that motherfucker on!

If I ran into a Aggron I'd grab a can of hairspray and a lighter.

If I ran into a Raichu I'd get a hose.

 

[Tiger]

Ride in Kangaskhan's puch.

Fly on the back of a Dragonite.

Ride an Arcanine everywhere.

Surfing on a Lapras (yes, like the show).

And maybe cuddling with an Eevee at night before I go to bed.

 

[Zeb]

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